Career - Page 4
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Clients From Hell: Condom Pack
A client wanted 5,000 branded condoms to give out during a welcome-back week at the local university. Client: I want my logo and website on the condom pack Me: Why your website? Are you sure the students will be able to read it, let alone be... More about Clients From Hell: Condom Pack
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Clients From Hell: Error In Communication
At the start of a website project: Me: If you have your own design in mind that you can give to me, the project will cost (x). But if you want to start from scratch, you’ll need to pay (2x) for me to bring in a designer. She stated that... More about Clients From Hell: Error In Communication
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Clients From Hell: Next Size Up
Client: Do you think we can print this on 11”x17” paper instead? Me: I’ll have to modify the design a bit. Would you like me to redesign it to fit on 11”x17” instead? Client: No, I just want it on the next size up. Me:... More about Clients From Hell: Next Size Up
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Clients From Hell: Wasn’t “cool” enough
I was designing a simple flash game for kids that repeatedly went through revisions due to a disagreement regarding the main characters design. The client claimed the character wasn’t “cool” enough. Unable to get any other notes... More about Clients From Hell: Wasn’t “cool” enough
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Clients From Hell: Corrupted DVDs
I got regular complaints from a client that the DVDs I gave him were corrupted. After several irate phone calls, I went down in person to check out the situation. His machine was in working order, his disc drive was functional, and after testing... More about Clients From Hell: Corrupted DVDs
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Clients From Hell: Bright Images
Client: Change the image of the guy. Me: Why? Client: He looks depressed. Use a more cheerful and bright image. Balloons, people smiling, etc. The preceding was for an funeral services advertisement. More about Clients From Hell: Bright Images
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Clients From Hell: Illegal issues
After I explained to the client that it is illegal to use a song by REM in their video, I receive this email: Client: Here’s a YouTube link to the song we want. What format do you need the audio in? Me: I can... More about Clients From Hell: Illegal issues
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Clients From Hell: cloud hosting
Me: Our backup service is like cloud hosting, you can access it wherever you are in the world through a computer Client: Wait, cloud hosting? You mean my backed up files will be on clouds? Me: Well, that’s not what... More about Clients From Hell: cloud hosting
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Clients From Hell: Baby Images
Discussing some design amends with a client for a day nursery website, regarding an istock image of two babies playing together… Me: So that image is wrong? Client: No, that image is fine, we just need the same image with a black baby and a... More about Clients From Hell: Baby Images
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Clients From Hell: Marketing Plan
Client: Hello! I am a much-anticipated brand new author and would be most humbled and honored if you would market my new book. Me: I am happy to market anything you’d like. Just go ahead and purchase a service from me and I’ll get... More about Clients From Hell: Marketing Plan
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