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  • Confident and confidential

    23 February 2024 / Laugh

    Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"  Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz -... More about Confident and confidential

  • Three little ducks

    22 February 2024 / Laugh

    Three little ducks go into a bar. "Hello, what's your name?" the bartender asks the first duck. "Huey," he replies. "How's your day been, Huey?" the bartender asks. "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What... More about Three little ducks

  • No worry

    21 February 2024 / Laugh

    A wife is having sex with her husband's best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it.     "Yes... uh, huh... OK... yes... bye." Her husband's best friend says: "Who was it?" "That was my husband," she... More about No worry

  • Fact or fiction?

    20 February 2024 / Laugh

    Fact  or fiction (you make the  call):    1.  Marriages  are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.      2.  After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a... More about Fact or fiction?

  • Define embarrassment

    19 February 2024 / Laugh

    Q. What's the definition of embarrassment? A. Running into a wall with a hard-on and breaking your nose. Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth right here... More about Define embarrassment

  • How retired folks stay happy and occupied

    16 February 2024 / Laugh

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was... More about How retired folks stay happy and occupied

  • Tough choice

    15 February 2024 / Laugh

    A wife asks her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looks at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humor!” Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to... More about Tough choice

  • Nightie

    14 February 2024 / Laugh

    A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary, so he bought her a $100 see-through nightie.That night, she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightie was still in its box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed... More about Nightie

  • Nine dangerous words women use - Funny Jokes

    07 February 2024 / Laugh

    (1)  Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five... More about Nine dangerous words women use - Funny Jokes

  • Actual Lines from Resume

    06 February 2024 / Laugh

    I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable. Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty! Enclosed is a ruff draft of my... More about Actual Lines from Resume

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