Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Getting Airsick

    02 December 2021 / Laugh

    A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, mean-looking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to... More about Getting Airsick

  • The Umbrella

    01 December 2021 / Laugh

    A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly... More about The Umbrella

  • The Worst Age

    30 November 2021 / Laugh

    "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you... More about The Worst Age

  • Skinny Dippers

    29 November 2021 / Laugh

    Ron, an elderly man in Australia, had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond at the back.It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees. One... More about Skinny Dippers

  • Wet Smokers

    26 November 2021 / Laugh

    Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. Lady 1:... More about Wet Smokers

  • Great Toast

    25 November 2021 / Laugh

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the... More about Great Toast

  • Water and Whiskey

    24 November 2021 / Laugh

    A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms."Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the... More about Water and Whiskey

  • Balcony Life

    23 November 2021 / Laugh

    Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his... More about Balcony Life

  • The Date

    22 November 2021 / Laugh

    A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as the guy makes his move."I`m a hooker". The man thinks about this for a bit and decides he`s ok with it. He agrees to pay her $25 and they go at ... More about The Date

  • Big People Words

    19 November 2021 / Laugh

    A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked... More about Big People Words

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