Funny Jokes

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  • Tetanus Shot

    11 December 2023 / Laugh

    The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are... More about Tetanus Shot

  • Phobia

    08 December 2023 / Laugh

    A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top,... More about Phobia

  • Do You Drink?

    07 December 2023 / Laugh

    Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: 3 6 packs Lady: How much per 6 pack Man: about $10.00 Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which... More about Do You Drink?

  • Seven days to live

    06 December 2023 / Laugh

    Doctor: "I've got some bad news and some really bad news. The bad news is you only have a week to live." Patient: "What could be worse news than that?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you for the last 6 days." Joke of the Day,... More about Seven days to live

  • Two Roaches Discussion

    05 December 2023 / Laugh

    Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white.... More about Two Roaches Discussion

  • Children Are Quick

    04 December 2023 / Laugh

    TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ... More about Children Are Quick

  • Husband Calling

    01 December 2023 / Laugh

    Mick's wife was furiously humping away with her husband's best mate, Peter, when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation. "Who was it?" the back stabbing buddy asked.... More about Husband Calling

  • Dining Companion

    30 November 2023 / Laugh

    A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted... More about Dining Companion

  • The Vase

    29 November 2023 / Laugh

    A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.... More about The Vase

  • Goodbye, mother

    28 November 2023 / Laugh

    Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him.“Pardon me,” she said. “I’m sorry if I’ve... More about Goodbye, mother

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