Funny Jokes
Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.
Short jokes, sport jokes, relationship jokes through to political jokes our audience have contributed some absolute stunners and they're all below, just click on through!
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Cannibals
One day three people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, "If you do what we say, we won’t kill you". So the 3 people followed the orders which were to go into the forest and pick 10 fruits of your choice. So the first... More about Cannibals
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Sticky Hair?
Rabbit is hopping along the forest one day, when he comes upon Bear taking a dump. Bear says, "Rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" Rabbit replies, "No Bear, I don't. Why do you ask?" So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes... More about Sticky Hair?
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Testicle Therapy
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together... More about Testicle Therapy
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Sarcastic Remarks For Work
And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one... More about Sarcastic Remarks For Work
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Hard shot
Bob stood over his tee on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He’d waggle, look down, look up, but never start his back swing. Finally David, his playing partner, asked, “Why on Earth are you taking so long to make this... More about Hard shot
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Deer Camp
Four guys were at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy... More about Deer Camp
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Who Says Men Arn't Sensitive
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.... More about Who Says Men Arn't Sensitive
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Car or Haircut
A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a... More about Car or Haircut
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Post Office
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12... More about Post Office
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White hair
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and... More about White hair
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