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  • Husband Calling

    01 December 2023 / Laugh

    Mick's wife was furiously humping away with her husband's best mate, Peter, when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation. "Who was it?" the back stabbing buddy asked.... More about Husband Calling

  • Dining Companion

    30 November 2023 / Laugh

    A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted... More about Dining Companion

  • The Vase

    29 November 2023 / Laugh

    A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.... More about The Vase

  • Goodbye, mother

    28 November 2023 / Laugh

    Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him.“Pardon me,” she said. “I’m sorry if I’ve... More about Goodbye, mother

  • Soap And Water

    27 November 2023 / Laugh

    After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that she had ever seen in her life. "Have these dishes ever been washed?" Tina... More about Soap And Water

  • Lost credit card

    24 November 2023 / Laugh

    A man says to his friend: "My wife's credit card got stolen last week." "That's a shame," says the friend: "have you told the police?" "No way," says the man: "the thief is spending less than she did!" Joke of the Day, ... More about Lost credit card

  • Good News

    23 November 2023 / Laugh

    A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat... Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in work today" Says She: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear." Says He: "OK darling, but since I've got... More about Good News

  • Railroad

    22 November 2023 / Laugh

    A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he's... More about Railroad

  • Special gift

    21 November 2023 / Laugh

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000... More about Special gift

  • What Is Wrong

    20 November 2023 / Laugh

    This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin... More about What Is Wrong

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