Funny Jokes
Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.
Short jokes, sport jokes, relationship jokes through to political jokes our audience have contributed some absolute stunners and they're all below, just click on through!
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Earning His Stripes
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer looked into the distance and warmed to his... More about Earning His Stripes
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Double Martini
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he... More about Double Martini
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Missed it
A busload of tourists arrives at Runnymede, just west of central London. They gather around the guide who says: “This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta." A guy at the front of the crowd asks: "When did that... More about Missed it
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Got used to sharing everything
An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles... More about Got used to sharing everything
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Pain reliever
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulled out a freezing needle to numb the area. "No way! No needles! I hate needles," the patient shouted. The dentist started to hook up the laughing gas and the man again... More about Pain reliever
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Guess who's the bride
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to... More about Guess who's the bride
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The good news
A man goes into the hospital for some tests. The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over him, pulling up his eyelid and wielding the reflex hammer. The doctor says: "Ah, I'm glad you're awake.... More about The good news
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A stranger's advice
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, "Oh well,I better get home.My wife doesn't like me to stay out during late night." The first guy... More about A stranger's advice
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Saving up for 75 years
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young... More about Saving up for 75 years
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Full payment
Two women are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then, the woman turns to the other and hands her a bill. "Here’s... More about Full payment
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