Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Growing Tomatoes

    11 June 2021 / Laugh

    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked... More about Growing Tomatoes

  • Difference between hypothetical and reality

    10 June 2021 / Laugh

    A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies, “Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by... More about Difference between hypothetical and reality

  • Have no worries

    09 June 2021 / Laugh

    “When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden,” a young woman said to her boyfriend. “That's very kind of you, darling,” her boyfriend replied: “but I don't have any... More about Have no worries

  • 50 Years of Marriage

    08 June 2021 / Laugh

    An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.?" "Yes," he replies. "Fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. And we were probably... More about 50 Years of Marriage

  • The Ring

    07 June 2021 / Laugh

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a... More about The Ring

  • Worms

    03 June 2021 / Laugh

    Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcoholThe second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.The third worm was... More about Worms

  • First time

    03 June 2021 / Laugh

    A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back... More about First time

  • One Too Many?

    02 June 2021 / Laugh

    A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing... More about One Too Many?

  • How much?

    01 June 2021 / Laugh

    A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her "Would you have sex with me for 10 million dollars?" Without skipping a beat she screams "Yes!" The man then asks "What about for $20?" She looks at him sideways and says "What do you think I am, a... More about How much?

  • Serious Sergent

    31 May 2021 / Laugh

    An old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for... More about Serious Sergent

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