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• What you need to know after 35.

  Last post: Mike on 02.10.12 at 22:48 | Started by Mike on 02.10.12

  

  1. Nose hair and ears - much like standing naked over a mirror...it doesnt look the way you think it does - pluck!
  2. The grey hairs that begin above are also dictated by gravity...meaning that your budgie nest does become more salt and pepper looking as the years go by so be prepared.
  3. Your anus which may have worked like a guillotine in your 20's and early 30's, begins to lose it nipping off ability. 1 sheet forward, 1 sheet back and 1 to polish will eventually go out the window.
  4. Your feet will start to look old.
  5. You will be able to walk into any bar and with great accuracy be able to tell what the alcoholibilised youth are thinking of banging - you can use this information to your advantage....remember that an 18 year old is a touch dodge - but two 18 year old equals 36 which makes you a toyboy!
  6. You can eat anything dead that you find on the road in any state - as long as you cook only once and very well. More about What you need to know after 35.

• Win with Gillette

  Last post: Mike on 02.10.12 at 22:33 | Started by Doug on 01.10.12

  

  Apparently I have a goatee that is no longer required by my most dearest.
  Is this fate I happened upon this competition!!!??? More about Win with Gillette

• Beer through the years

  Last post: Mike on 02.10.12 at 22:30 | Started by Hippynz on 07.12.07

  

  I wish they had Monteiths 30 years ago. More about Beer through the years

• Win with Monteith's

  Last post: Mike on 02.10.12 at 22:29 | Started by Doug on 01.10.12

  

  Monteiths just always seems to get it right 1st and every time....looks like this is another! More about Win with Monteith's

• Get home safe with Motogo

  Last post: Mike on 01.03.12 at 07:52 | Started by GHODST on 29.02.12

  

  Folding moped.
  Prettly slick idea mate! More about Get home safe with Motogo

• Win all of Frank's Home Bar Essentials

  Last post: Mike on 13.04.11 at 14:47 | Started by Steff S on 28.03.11

  

  I would put on a Franks the Best gig, live band - invite close friends, crazy youtube vids playin outside on a sheet, try and get kiwifm to sponsor! More about Win all of Frank's Home Bar Essentials

• Anal Sex: Dos and Don'ts

  Last post: Mike on 14.03.11 at 01:50 | Started by Steff S on 10.02.11

  

  Dont lick your fingers! More about Anal Sex: Dos and Don'ts

• Music Video: Barnaby Weir – Tarot Card Rock

  Last post: Mike on 14.03.11 at 01:47 | Started by Mike on 22.02.11

  

  I dig it when musicians go out and completely reinvent themselves - this is alien to what the boy has done in the past - tasty. More about Music Video: Barnaby Weir – Tarot Card Rock

• Anal Sex: Dos and Don'ts

  Last post: Mike on 14.03.11 at 01:47 | Started by Steff S on 10.02.11

  

  Dont lick your fingers! More about Anal Sex: Dos and Don'ts