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How the trends have changed. I always followed the age old
"Smear the margarine on your member, the olive oil goes on her bum." More about The Lubricant Lowdown
Got a Sony Vaio laptop? Keep it off your lap! Sony has just released a statement saying that they're had to recall 440,000 Vaio TZ laptops due to 'extreme high temperatures.'
So I wouldn't be enjoying that warming feeling in your lap too much. But we all know the WiFi frequencies causes you're penis to turn a shade of blue don't we?
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Did a 3 week temp job for European Motor Distributors (New Zealand importers for AUDI, PORSCHE and VW).
CFO took me down to the storage basement, what I fondly dubbed 'Aladdins Cave.'
One side of the garage was lined with Porsche, sat in a Carrera, Cayenne, Caymen, didn't bother with the Boxster (would have made an effort if there was a Boxster S).
Then a line of Golfs, wasn't wasting time there. Moved on to the AUDIs, new A4, no handbreak just a little switch on the center armrest. S5 very nice, S3 (pitch of my voice was getting higher now) S8 in white just like in Ironman but looked like someone had nicked the one magwheel so didn't get in.
Tour cut a bit short after the obvious fact that I was enjoying the new-car-smell a little too much.
But didn't spot an A4 Avant. Must've only just been released. Sure to say, if it had been down there, I would've sniffed it good and made the noises as I gripped the steering wheel, VOOOOM VOOOM VOOOOOM!!!
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You need to throw you rear projector teli out the window, smash it too pieces. But keep the ribbed perspex screen. It has many uses.
A laundry board to clean smelly undies.
A futuristic wall devider that makes your pad look like something from Blade Runner.
A water feature.
Then you need to give me your PS3 and Time Crisis (lock me in a room) and come back in a year, after which I will be serfishaintly???? trained for a position with SWAT.
Cool? Can you dig it??? More about Time Crisis 4 for Playstation 3
Jee-c-m !! And you thought the Thames was polluted!! More about Shanghai after dark
Sushi makes me shag like a Samari Warrior and shise like a Sumo Wrestler. HHAaaa YA!! More about Nigiri Salmon
The world would be a much better place if we could some how find out the reason why... my mate
Dave is such a C**T!!
yeah that and that global warming thing I keep hearing about, I'm sure it's his fault. Dickhead he is. More about A database of the world problems: ready for you to solve
The day after Guy Fawkes night and my brother guy brought our attentions to a 'had failed to go off' roman candle. The finer details escape me but once the smoke cleared I was sans eye-brows and he was running round the garden in hysterics. More about Step Brothers Prize Packs
I BEG OF YOU!! I have a gammy leg and soaking in the pools would be most medicinal, and the house choons would help too.
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Down a pint glass of warm lemon water, steal my flatmates milk for uncle tobys with loads of golden syrp.
And a serious gel session of me lovely locks. More about Shit, Shower, & Shave
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Looking up Liams filmography I was astounded that the sheer number of films he has been in. 135!... Join the Discussion..
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Netflix or Lightbox?
Both. There are things I watch on both. If I had to choose one I'd pick Netflix, but I'm glad I... Join the Discussion..
Where do you get your caffeine hit?
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This book would be an excellent addition to my personal library. Join the Discussion..
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