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  • The Lubricant Lowdown

    Last post: Robbie on 14.03.11 at 01:50 | Started by Robbie on 04.09.09

    Dear Sarah

    How the trends have changed. I always followed the age old
    "Smear the margarine on your member, the olive oil goes on her bum." More about The Lubricant Lowdown

  • Notebooks told to toughen up

    Last post: Robbie on 14.03.11 at 01:50 | Started by Robbie on 09.09.08

    Got a Sony Vaio laptop? Keep it off your lap! Sony has just released a statement saying that they're had to recall 440,000 Vaio TZ laptops due to 'extreme high temperatures.'

    So I wouldn't be enjoying that warming feeling in your lap too much. But we all know the WiFi frequencies causes you're penis to turn a shade of blue don't we?
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  • Audi Avant station wagon

    Last post: Robbie on 14.03.11 at 01:50 | Started by Robbie on 11.09.08

    Did a 3 week temp job for European Motor Distributors (New Zealand importers for AUDI, PORSCHE and VW).

    CFO took me down to the storage basement, what I fondly dubbed 'Aladdins Cave.'

    One side of the garage was lined with Porsche, sat in a Carrera, Cayenne, Caymen, didn't bother with the Boxster (would have made an effort if there was a Boxster S).
    Then a line of Golfs, wasn't wasting time there. Moved on to the AUDIs, new A4, no handbreak just a little switch on the center armrest. S5 very nice, S3 (pitch of my voice was getting higher now) S8 in white just like in Ironman but looked like someone had nicked the one magwheel so didn't get in.

    Tour cut a bit short after the obvious fact that I was enjoying the new-car-smell a little too much.

    But didn't spot an A4 Avant. Must've only just been released. Sure to say, if it had been down there, I would've sniffed it good and made the noises as I gripped the steering wheel, VOOOOM VOOOM VOOOOOM!!!

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  • Time Crisis 4 for Playstation 3

    Last post: Robbie on 14.03.11 at 01:50 | Started by Robbie on 22.05.08

    You need to throw you rear projector teli out the window, smash it too pieces. But keep the ribbed perspex screen. It has many uses.

    A laundry board to clean smelly undies.
    A futuristic wall devider that makes your pad look like something from Blade Runner.
    A water feature.

    Then you need to give me your PS3 and Time Crisis (lock me in a room) and come back in a year, after which I will be serfishaintly???? trained for a position with SWAT.
    Cool? Can you dig it??? More about Time Crisis 4 for Playstation 3

  • Shanghai after dark

    Last post: Robbie on 14.03.11 at 01:50 | Started by Robbie on 03.09.07

    Jee-c-m !! And you thought the Thames was polluted!! More about Shanghai after dark

  • Nigiri Salmon

    Last post: Robbie on 14.03.11 at 01:50 | Started by Robbie on 04.11.07

    Sushi makes me shag like a Samari Warrior and shise like a Sumo Wrestler. HHAaaa YA!! More about Nigiri Salmon

  • A database of the world problems: ready for you to solve

    Last post: Robbie on 14.03.11 at 01:49 | Started by Robbie on 03.11.09

    The world would be a much better place if we could some how find out the reason why... my mate
    Dave is such a C**T!!

    yeah that and that global warming thing I keep hearing about, I'm sure it's his fault. Dickhead he is. More about A database of the world problems: ready for you to solve

  • Step Brothers Prize Packs

    Last post: Robbie on 14.03.11 at 01:49 | Started by Adele on 09.09.08

    The day after Guy Fawkes night and my brother guy brought our attentions to a 'had failed to go off' roman candle. The finer details escape me but once the smoke cleared I was sans eye-brows and he was running round the garden in hysterics. More about Step Brothers Prize Packs

  • Two Double Passes to UPFM's Spring Break

    Last post: Robbie on 14.03.11 at 01:49 | Started by Rowan on 24.09.08

    I BEG OF YOU!! I have a gammy leg and soaking in the pools would be most medicinal, and the house choons would help too.
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  • Shit, Shower, & Shave

    Last post: Robbie on 14.03.11 at 01:49 | Started by sam on 30.07.08

    Down a pint glass of warm lemon water, steal my flatmates milk for uncle tobys with loads of golden syrp.
    And a serious gel session of me lovely locks. More about Shit, Shower, & Shave

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