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• Win a PS3 and Assassin's Creed Revelations

  Last post: Battler on 14.10.11 at 16:08 | Started by Bayard on 11.10.11

  

  My balls get a slight tingling feeling when I think about this comp, you know the kind where you lick the end of a 9 volt battery and hold it against your sack, it's not painful but not all that pleasant either. I'm intrigued as to what this feeling will develop into... More about Win a PS3 and Assassin's Creed Revelations

• How great was the Warriors game

  Last post: Battler on 23.09.11 at 12:47 | Started by DeeDee on 17.09.11

  

  Classic Warriors, waiting til the last minute and pulling off a bull-sh*t, if not simply amazing, try!!! I can see why Cleary started out his coaching career with a head full of black hair and now he is as grey as my grandaddy's nutsack. Let's hope the boys can do us proud this week and pull off a back-to-back, as well as smashing Billy the kid in the face! WAAAARRRRRIOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS More about How great was the Warriors game

• Summer almost here shaping up tips needed quick

  Last post: Battler on 23.09.11 at 12:43 | Started by sedd900 on 21.09.11

  

  Just doing sit ups isn't going to get you very far buddy. Sit ups only work one section of your abs, you need to work everything (top bottom and sides) for that sculpted half doz. Check out 7min abs on youtube, there's about 7 exercises to do each day for approx 45 seconds each. Not only that but you can't go doing a workout and then gobbling up a super-sized Mac Attack. Body is a temple and all that.. More about Summer almost here shaping up tips needed quick

• Is Colin Slade the Back-up 1st Five for Daniel Carter?

  Last post: Battler on 19.09.11 at 21:32 | Started by TTT on 19.09.11

  

  How can someone whose favourite food is, I quote, 'mince on toast' not be an awesome 1st five. Spotlight on Piri Weepu. Sure he may be more of a halfback but having the versatility to cover both roles makes him shine brighter than Slade in my test team. Go mince on toast GO! More about Is Colin Slade the Back-up 1st Five for Daniel Carter?

• Quick fix for hair if you run out of wax

  Last post: Battler on 12.09.11 at 16:54 | Started by Poly on 07.09.11

  

  uh hello, there's something about mary...
  anybody?!?! More about Quick fix for hair if you run out of wax

• A Flowchart for Picking Up Chicks.

  Last post: Battler on 11.09.11 at 21:40 | Started by Tom on 25.07.11

  

  the cheaters guide...
  opener - basically anything to open conversation eg: your hat is red
  false time constraint - so you're not 'hanging round' all day/night eg: i gotta meet my friends in a sec
  demonstration of higher value - to show how awesome you are and why the girl (or guy i guess?!?) should want you in their bed later eg: think of a number and i'll mind read it out of your head, hint pick 7 even if it isn't you can say you picked up someone else's brainwave and they'll still be impressed
  hook - now that they're hooked you can leave them to marinate on your game, ask for a number here or if you've had 3 indications of interest you are good to go in for the kiss close. confused... read on my friend
  indications of interest - if there are 3 of these, you know the girl is interested and you can go in for the close. indications include touching, asking you to meet friends, buying you drink/shot, laughing when you say something extremely unfunny/rude/embarassing, etc you get the idea.
  last but certainly not least, give yourself a cool alter ego name eg: pimpdaddy, fresh, pumped More about A Flowchart for Picking Up Chicks.

• Skills that all men should know

  Last post: Battler on 05.09.11 at 20:41 | Started by JohnGx on 21.07.11

  

  A real man should be able to simultaneously cook 2 dozen snarlers, a handfull of steaks as big as kim kardashian's ass and a whole snapper (that he just caught of course) on the barby, while opening a beer with a fish slice, smoking a fat cuban and maintaining a conversation about rugby and which jersey shore girl is hotter with the boys. More about Skills that all men should know

• Poker for beginners.

  Last post: Battler on 30.08.11 at 08:45 | Started by JasonMantis on 19.08.11

  

  Practice your p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face, your your your your p-p-poker face.
  And listen to some Gaga... More about Poker for beginners.

• Sneans - The mortal crime of combining Sneakers and Jeans

  Last post: Battler on 30.08.11 at 08:39 | Started by Tim on 29.08.11

  

  If it's good enough for Seinfeld...
  
  I don't see what the big deal is, sure Sneans are hideous but if someone is brave enough to look that ridiculous then Power to the People! Everyone has their own fashion crimes, for example I wear shorts and long socks (pulled up of course) which people have expressed their hate for (see above). Personally I think cowboy boots should be restricted to the rodeo and the bedroom (no offence Fiona). Everyone is different.
  
  I hope Sneans stick around for a long time, if for no reason than to give the rest of us something to laugh about. More about Sneans - The mortal crime of combining Sneakers and Jeans

• Foo Fighters @ Western Springs

  Last post: Battler on 17.08.11 at 10:37 | Started by Jiff on 22.07.11

  

  can't wait to rock out with my cock out with dave! More about Foo Fighters @ Western Springs

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