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  • Kim Jong Il has been declared dead by North Korean officials

    Last post: Battler on 20.12.11 at 14:18 | Started by rokkitman on 19.12.11

    I'm glad there was at least one reference to the 'ronriest' leader (read: dictator). Funny how KJI wasn't even trying and still as big a movie star as Kevin Bacon, man I hate that guy...

    Was it a rumour or did this guy actually own the largest porn collection ever??? No wonder there was no internet in North Korea, he probably single handedly exceeded the countries band width on spankwire.. More about Kim Jong Il has been declared dead by North Korean officials

  • Good Movies!

    Last post: Battler on 13.12.11 at 13:18 | Started by Jabes on 21.09.11

    Harrison Ford sucks balls.

    What happened to the rad space junky with the hairy friend/pet???

    What happened to the grizzled professor-come-treasure-hunting-extraordinare who won the ladies, found the Holy Grail and destroyed the Nazis???

    You've changed Harrison... More about Good Movies!

  • Metabolism - how long do I have?

    Last post: Battler on 05.12.11 at 16:15 | Started by GuyIncognitoNZ on 05.12.11

    I'd say you're a ticking timebomb. My advice is to start doing more activity than lifting that sour cream covered Dorito into your mouth. Maybe take up some boxing classes so you can deal out a left hook when your colleagues start referring to you as 'triple chin'. And instead of an upsized Mac Attack go for a foot long roast chicken sub. Either that or just make sure you've snagged yourself a missus before you go from a medium to XXL. :) More about Metabolism - how long do I have?

  • NZ Beer or Overseas Beer..Which Do You Prefer?

    Last post: Battler on 05.12.11 at 16:04 | Started by Dude26 on 05.12.11

    Depends on the drinking occassion...
    Drinking games/getting ridiculously tanked/making that average 5 into a hot babe 8 = cheap NZ beer eg: tui, speights, flame, red, waikato
    BBQ/beers at the local/impressing a girl on a date = foreign delicacy or expensive NZ beer eg: heinekin, hoegaarden, monteiths, steiny pure More about NZ Beer or Overseas Beer..Which Do You Prefer?

  • Epic Camping spots...

    Last post: Battler on 16.11.11 at 09:00 | Started by Aliesk on 15.11.11

    The "Surf Highway" (SH45 for those not in the know) is a little stretch around the knob on the west coast that is called taranaki.

    Begin your journey at New Plymouth. Avoid the local 'delicacies' and your adventure will be sure to start off chlamydia-free. Travel south in the trusty old Bongo making sure to hit each beach you come across. Oakura, Okato, Oaonui, Opunake. Pitch the tent on a nice grassy patch next tp the beach, light a bonfire, catch a few undersize fish and you're away laughing.

    Finish the trip in Hawera at the pub with a few pints of Naki Gold. Beauty... More about Epic Camping spots...

  • 2011 New Zealand Rugby Award Nominees Announced

    Last post: Battler on 11.11.11 at 13:10 | Started by DeeDee on 10.11.11

    You missed some... King of New Zealand = Richie McCaw...
    With his trusty Prince Dan...
    The Enforcers Jerome and Brad...
    Knights of the Black Order: Ma'a, Israel, Cory and Conrad...
    Piri the Entertainer...
    The 3 Stooges Tony, Keven and Owen...
    All-Knowing Wizard Henry...
    and the Jester Quade! More about 2011 New Zealand Rugby Award Nominees Announced

  • john key vs phil goff .whos got what it takes...

    Last post: Battler on 11.11.11 at 12:59 | Started by shadowshaded on 01.11.11

    Show me the money Phil...SHOW ME THE MONEY!
    Love it... More about john key vs phil goff .whos got what it takes...

  • Aucklands best bars for picking up women...

    Last post: Battler on 02.11.11 at 15:58 | Started by JasonMantis on 30.10.11

    I would agree, a backpacker bar (think Globe) or the waterfront (Lenin for Russians, Dannie Doolans for Irish, you get the jist)...
    However it's irrelevant if your boy doesn't have any game. Read 'The Game' by Neil Strauss. Great book on the dynamics of picking up women. And a very enjoyable read to boot. Perhaps GetFrank would like to help out the hopeless Casanova's out there and offer as prize for an upcoming comp... More about Aucklands best bars for picking up women...

  • Tailor made suits...

    Last post: Battler on 02.11.11 at 15:44 | Started by JasonMantis on 31.10.11

    You know what they say, the suit doesn't make the man...
    The man (a lovely little thai man in my case) makes the suit...
    If you're going to be a douche it doesn't matter if you're wearing a $1000 suit or jeans and a tee, and vice versa.
    Although to continue with the cliches, first impressions count...
    So maybe if you're meeting with an investor for your company etc then you will want to dress to impress (had to get that last one in there boo-ya). More about Tailor made suits...

  • WIN Paranormal Activity 3 Giveaway

    Last post: Battler on 18.10.11 at 15:21 | Started by Steffan on 17.10.11

    It took me 3 goes to watch the first one, I had to stop it 10 mins short cause it was just before I was going to bed and I didn't want to soil my sheets.. good alternate endings on youtube as well. More about WIN Paranormal Activity 3 Giveaway

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