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What do you take for lunch - different in winter to summer .. is it heathly? Ideas ..
A salad Mike, come on buddy...nothing manly bout a lettuce and tomato and cucumber and you-left-your-balls-at-home salad...We're s'posed to be men here, discussing manly things..
How about a 'Bloke's Salad' then.
Firstly it needs some kind of meat in it, and I don't mean a pussy can of tunafish. Something like chargrilled sirloin, or wild boar will do. Everything is better with pickle, so slap a few of those babies on there. More protein, so boil some eggs. Spinach is an excellent source of iron, keeps the blood pumping to all of the important bits, like our biceps and deltoids.
Toss together and apply lubrication, also known as salad dressing. To dress this male-slaw, a combination of balsamic/lemon juice/testosterone decanoate.
Serve on a hubcap and eat with needle nose pliers.
Bloke's Salad. Done. More about What do you take for lunch - different in winter to summer .. is it heathly? Ideas .. -
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The Best of Cheese at Monteith’s CheeseFest
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Win an A1GP entry with Formula E
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You're correct Fiona, that's the only post I skipped over coz I'm a man and I've got better things to do than read about how much better we are than women More about MAN IS BETTER THEN WOMAN ?
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