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  • First Date Sex- Can YOU Make Her Want to Have Sex on The First Date?

    Last post: Chris Murray on 14.03.11 at 01:46 | Started by charlie on 05.04.10

    This may well work in the fancy pants bars of big foreign cities but the traditional kiwi method of both of you getting shit faced isn't to scoffed at when on the pull in Aotearoa. More about First Date Sex- Can YOU Make Her Want to Have Sex on The First Date?

  • Win a double pass to the Other Guys!

    Last post: Chris Murray on 14.03.11 at 01:46 | Started by Courtney on 20.09.10

    Being Hawaiian Tropic's man in the field at the next Sports illustrated swim suit shoot. More about Win a double pass to the Other Guys!

  • Win the Fujifilm XP10 worth $399.99

    Last post: Chris Murray on 14.03.11 at 01:45 | Started by Chris on 15.04.10

    At my stag do we started the day off with some paintball and after that we were to attend a school dinners evening in London. The paintball was conducted under the standard "shorts only for the stag" rule which meant that I was left rather exposed. As the event was winding down, one of my 'friends' who I had accidentally shot at a similar event some 8 years earlier took some very, very, cold retribution and shot me in my exposed gut from a range of about 10 feet. I looked first at him, and then at the 20 twitchy looking chaps standing aound him and after weighing up my options I did the honerable thing and unleashed hell on the crowd. This, as you can imagine, went down rather poorly and I ended up taking 3 or 4 hundred close range shots on my naked torso. This was the source of some considerable pain.
    In the evening there was a couple of other stag do's at the school dinner and a rather saucy school mistress was running the show. The other two stags went up and took their fully clothed canings with a bit of grimace and some carrying on. When it was my turn I promptly grabbed her in some inappropriate areas and telling her to do her worst, I dropped my pants. I think she finally stopped when she got cramp in her arm and I finally returned my seat, but did not sit.
    In the morning I went home and talked to the her in doors about the good clean fun we had had which she was fine with until I took my clothes off and headed for the shower. I looked like a negative of a golf ball photo and my arse was one big horizontal welt. No explanations were forthcoming so I did the manly thing and went and hid in the bathroom until she was gone. More about Win the Fujifilm XP10 worth $399.99

  • Win a Double Pass to Kick Ass!

    Last post: Chris Murray on 14.03.11 at 01:45 | Started by alpha1cowboy on 30.03.10

    The dark knight

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  • Exclusive Interview with Robert Downey Jr

    Last post: Chris Murray on 14.03.11 at 01:45 | Started by Julian on 28.01.10

    For me, RDJ became Iron Man in the 90's when he got busted driving his Porsche naked with a head full of narcotics. The mark of a true super hero. More about Exclusive Interview with Robert Downey Jr

  • New Business terminology

    Last post: Chris Murray on 14.03.11 at 01:45 | Started by Rosie on 27.05.09

    Ignoranous - Somebody who is both stupid, and an asshole. More about New Business terminology

  • NZ as a Republic?

    Last post: Chris Murray on 14.03.11 at 01:45 | Started by Hugh on 01.05.09

    Does anybody really care whether we are a republic or not, and by anybody, I mean anybody else? Are we going to sell more apples, get more tourists, win more rugby world cups? I think not, and when I think of republics, I tend to think of bananas, specifically, bananas grown by moustachioed men called Raoul wearing sweaty khaki and laughing maliciously. Can we really be bothered going through all of the hassle of becoming a republic if the only benefit is that people will look at us a very young new nation full gusty and banana growers called Raoul. Don't we have bigger fish to fry? More about NZ as a Republic?

  • DEFIANCE

    Last post: Chris Murray on 14.03.11 at 01:45 | Started by Courtney on 08.04.09

    I always wear dirty underpants so that if I have to go to hospital it will shame my mother. More about DEFIANCE

  • Carey Smith – DELIVER

    Last post: Chris Murray on 14.03.11 at 01:45 | Started by New Member on 31.03.09

    I think that I would most like to step into Heff's shoes and run Playboy maganize (with all its trimmings) when they finally put his smiling corpse in the ground. More about Carey Smith – DELIVER

  • Be at the NZ Star Trek Premiere

    Last post: Chris Murray on 14.03.11 at 01:45 | Started by Christopher on 02.04.09

    J.J. Abrams More about Be at the NZ Star Trek Premiere

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