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Wise words of John Dillinger - "I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars ... and you. What else you need to know?"
Its seems that Depp shares some of the same taste!!
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Wow! All that's missing from this picture is some yummy Belgian chocolate!
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Got pulled over a couple of years ago going 30 over the limit the cop came over to give us a ticket and asked for my name - I jokingly replied 'Mum told me I'm not supposed to be giving out personal details to strange men' He laughed and let us go without a ticket! - Saved me a couple of hundred bucks, so was pretty happy! More about Death Race DVD's
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In year 3 we were having a spelling bee. It was my turn and the word was "shirt." I was so eager to score a point for my team. Unfortunately I left out the R. Still traumatizes me to this day... :P HAHA!
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Attach a dog shock collar to them and set it off at regular timers. Man! Even torture is automatic these days...
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This scene from Kiss of the Dragon is pretty cool.
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There are so many awesome quotes!
A few of my fav ones:
"Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again."
"So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough"
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Not my story but still pretty funny.... :D
The IRS decides to audit Jim, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Jim shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Jim. "How about a demonstration?"
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Jim says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."
The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet." Jim removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor's jaw drops.
Jim says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."
The auditor can tell Jim isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Jim removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Jim's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Jim asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Jim stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Jim's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.
"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Jim told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over an IRS official's desk and that you'd be happy about it." More about 21 DVD's -
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My dream super hero power/skill would be mind control! I would use it to make my boss give me a raise, to get the people at fastfood places to give me free food, to convince helen not to run for prime minister and most importantly to get the person picking the winners of this comp to PICK ME! :):)
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