Second-hand goods

A divorced man bumps into his ex-wife's new husband at a party.

After knocking back a few drinks, he walks over to the guy and sneers: "So, how do you like using second-hand goods?"

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"Doesn't bother me," the new husband replies. "Once you get past the first three inches, it's all brand new."

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  • Darren says
    Thats cllassic.. but probaly not a line you would try in real life!
  • barnes10 says
    if my Mrs left me for another guy (or girl as a matter of fact) I'd buy the guy a beer and he'd be my BFF!!!
  • Prettyboy says
    three inches? wish mine was that huge!
  • Michael says
    ouch!

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