Park Bench

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?"

Grandpa looks at him and says, "No Johnny, I will not."

"But Grandpa, why?" asks little Johnny.

Park Bench

Grandpa replies, "Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one to write to."  

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