Funny Jokes - Page 9

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

Short jokes, sport jokes, relationship jokes through to political jokes our audience have contributed some absolute stunners and they're all below, just click on through!

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  • Tetanus Shot

    01 February 2022 / Laugh

    The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are... More about Tetanus Shot

  • Seven days to live

    31 January 2022 / Laugh

    Doctor: "I've got some bad news and some really bad news. The bad news is you only have a week to live." Patient: "What could be worse news than that?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you for the last 6 days." Joke of the Day,... More about Seven days to live

  • Two Roaches Discussion

    28 January 2022 / Laugh

    Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white.... More about Two Roaches Discussion

  • Husband Calling

    27 January 2022 / Laugh

    Mick's wife was furiously humping away with her husband's best mate, Peter, when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation. "Who was it?" the back stabbing buddy asked.... More about Husband Calling

  • Dining Companion

    26 January 2022 / Laugh

    A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted... More about Dining Companion

  • Soap And Water

    25 January 2022 / Laugh

    After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that she had ever seen in her life. "Have these dishes ever been washed?" Tina... More about Soap And Water

  • Lost credit card

    24 January 2022 / Laugh

    A man says to his friend: "My wife's credit card got stolen last week." "That's a shame," says the friend: "have you told the police?" "No way," says the man: "the thief is spending less than she did!" Joke of the Day, ... More about Lost credit card

  • The Vase

    21 January 2022 / Laugh

    A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.... More about The Vase

  • Goodbye, mother

    20 January 2022 / Laugh

    Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him.“Pardon me,” she said. “I’m sorry if I’ve... More about Goodbye, mother

  • Good News

    19 January 2022 / Laugh

    A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat... Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in work today" Says She: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear." Says He: "OK darling, but since I've got... More about Good News

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