Funny Jokes - Page 9

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Daddy’s Hair

    16 August 2023 / Laugh

    Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself... More about Daddy’s Hair

  • Never been to a strip club

    15 August 2023 / Laugh

    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh,... More about Never been to a strip club

  • Black Eyes

    14 August 2023 / Laugh

    A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out.... More about Black Eyes

  • Husband wanted

    11 August 2023 / Laugh

    A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants... More about Husband wanted

  • Foreman

    10 August 2023 / Laugh

    One day, Uncle Joe got fired from his construction job. His nephew asked him what happened.“You know what a foreman is?” he asked. “The one who stands around and watches the other men work?”“What’s that got to do... More about Foreman

  • Low Bridge

    09 August 2023 / Laugh

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. He passed a sign that said “low bridge ahead.”Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him and he got stuck under the bridge. You could say that he got a rock solid... More about Low Bridge

  • Big Night Out

    08 August 2023 / Laugh

    Paddy is smashing a few at the local until everything is forgotten. The bartender who is also a family friend continually tells him he's had enough and to go home. Finally after several last calls, Paddy declares "I'm going home", promptly... More about Big Night Out

  • Wrong Way

    07 August 2023 / Laugh

    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him.“Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280 interstate. Please be... More about Wrong Way

  • Dream

    04 August 2023 / Laugh

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband,“I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”“You’ll know tonight.” he said with a smile.The woman could hardly think... More about Dream

  • 85 Years Old

    03 August 2023 / Laugh

    The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your... More about 85 Years Old


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