Funny Jokes - Page 8
Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.
Short jokes, sport jokes, relationship jokes through to political jokes our audience have contributed some absolute stunners and they're all below, just click on through!
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Stolen Car
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before the police investigation could get under way the phone... More about Stolen Car
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Loud Train
A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said: "You rest here while I register - I'll be back within an... More about Loud Train
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Casino Money
A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so whan he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it. The... More about Casino Money
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Goldfish burial
Little eight-year-old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: "What are you doing there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," Nancy sobbed. "And I've just... More about Goldfish burial
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Comedy: how not to
New Zealand Comedy is on a bit of a roll at the moment. We’re making inroads on Television, we’re knocking them dead overseas, the annual Comedy Festival is selling tickets in record numbers, and more and more acts are finding that the... More about Comedy: how not to
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Banging
My bloody rude neighbour came over banging on the door at 2.00am last night. .........Luckily I was still up playing my drums!!Hat Tip > Roland Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth ... More about Banging
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$1 bill
A man offers a girl in his office $1,000 to sleep with him. “I’ll put the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be done by the time you pick it up,” he explains. The girl consults her boyfriend who advises her to go... More about $1 bill
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Three dogs....
There was these three dogs sitting waiting at the vets, The second one in line, a Spaniel, being a friendly sort fella, turned to the little fella to his left, a Chihuahua, and said "So, What are you here for?" "Well," said the Chihauhua " I was... More about Three dogs....
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Brave captain
One fine day, brave Captain Smith and his crew of sailors were sailing the ocean blue. Suddenly, on the horizon, there loomed a ship with a skull and crossbones raised on the mast. The crew was frantic, seeking refuge and asking the captain what... More about Brave captain
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Kiwis complain?!
No, Kiwis don't complain! Now, first of all, I am a fan of Denny's restaurants. But I don't understand the big advertising on the wall asking me if I remember sitting on a veranda, on a hot lazy Sunday afternoon, drinking a root beer... More about Kiwis complain?!
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