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  • Dentist

    30 August 2023 / Laugh

    A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The... More about Dentist

  • Magic Window

    29 August 2023 / Laugh

    Two guys are sitting at a bar. "You know why I love this bar?" asks the first one. "No," says the second guy. "Why do you love this bar?" The first guy points at the window, which is six stories above the ground. "It has a magic window," he says.... More about Magic Window

  • Do You Know How To 'Do' It?

    28 August 2023 / Laugh

    A man walked up to a neighbor's house and knocked on the door. When a woman opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, and again asked the same question. Again, not... More about Do You Know How To 'Do' It?

  • Childhood Sweethearts

    25 August 2023 / Laugh

    An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared... More about Childhood Sweethearts

  • Fourth Husband

    24 August 2023 / Laugh

    A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic! What about your... More about Fourth Husband

  • Wandering Dog

    23 August 2023 / Laugh

    An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him... More about Wandering Dog

  • The Happy Hangover

    22 August 2023 / Laugh

    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he... More about The Happy Hangover

  • Pessimist vs Optimist

    21 August 2023 / Laugh

    A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way,... More about Pessimist vs Optimist

  • More beer

    18 August 2023 / Laugh

    A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife sighed and got him a beer. Ten minutes later, he said: "Get me another beer before... More about More beer

  • Medication

    17 August 2023 / Laugh

    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed To me has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a... More about Medication

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