Funny Jokes - Page 7

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Little Johnny on Math

    01 March 2022 / Laugh

    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The... More about Little Johnny on Math

  • Paintings

    28 February 2022 / Laugh

    An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it... More about Paintings

  • A Doctors Lecture

    25 February 2022 / Laugh

    A Doctor was addressing a large audience. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.... More about A Doctors Lecture

  • Damn Parking Enforcement

    24 February 2022 / Laugh

    I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a damn traffic officer writing a parking ticket for over-running the meter. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, how about giving a man... More about Damn Parking Enforcement

  • College Professor

    23 February 2022 / Laugh

    Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got... More about College Professor

  • Signs to Hang in the Office

    22 February 2022 / Laugh

    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. ... More about Signs to Hang in the Office

  • Gender

    21 February 2022 / Laugh

    You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender. For example...  1) Ziploc Bags- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers- They are Female, because once turned off, ... More about Gender

  • Playing Doctor

    18 February 2022 / Laugh

    Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing doctor for an hour?" "Sounds great," Steve replied, "but how do you make... More about Playing Doctor

  • Home Remedies

    17 February 2022 / Laugh

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone... More about Home Remedies

  • Things Not To Say During Childbirth

    16 February 2022 / Laugh

    -- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. -- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? -- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.... More about Things Not To Say During Childbirth

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