Funny Jokes - Page 60

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

Short jokes, sport jokes, relationship jokes through to political jokes our audience have contributed some absolute stunners and they're all below, just click on through!

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  • Blonde Joke: 10:00pm News

    01 January 1970 / Editorial

    Ron, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building  ... More about Blonde Joke: 10:00pm News

  • Mummy is a Pole Dancer!

    01 January 1970 / Editorial

      For homework, a class in NSW were asked to draw their parents at work.  This is Jessica's drawing: Here's the letter the teacher received the next day:   Dear Mrs. Jackson,  I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor... More about Mummy is a Pole Dancer!

  • Linguistics

    01 January 1970 / Editorial

    A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein... More about Linguistics

  • Three dogs....

    21 September 2009 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2009 / Three dogs....

    There was these three dogs sitting waiting at the vets, The second one in line, a Spaniel, being a friendly sort fella, turned to the little fella to his left, a Chihuahua, and said "So, What are you here for?" "Well," said the Chihauhua " I was... More about Three dogs....

  • The "Son of a Bitch" Fish

    01 January 1970 / Editorial

    The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.   The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a priest. Your... More about The "Son of a Bitch" Fish

  • Quotes of Great Men

    01 January 1970 / Editorial

    Hilarious advice that you wish you got ages ago. More about Quotes of Great Men

  • Joke: Potentially and Realistically

    01 January 1970 / Editorial

      A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would... More about Joke: Potentially and Realistically

  • Joke: Mama

    01 January 1970 / Editorial

      Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go... More about Joke: Mama

  • Joke: Doctor's Bill

    01 January 1970 / Editorial

    A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There is... More about Joke: Doctor's Bill

  • Joke: Route 119

    01 January 1970 / Editorial

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver... More about Joke: Route 119

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