Funny Jokes - Page 55
Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.
Short jokes, sport jokes, relationship jokes through to political jokes our audience have contributed some absolute stunners and they're all below, just click on through!
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Tail pipe blowing
A blond woman was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a hailstorm that dented her car horribly. The next day, she took her car into a repair shop to have the dents examined. The repairman, noticing that... More about Tail pipe blowing
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Ding..dong...
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He... More about Ding..dong...
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Expensive Alligator Shoes
A dimwitted blonde walked into a shoe store wanting to buy some new alligator shoes. The clerk quoted a price of $250. The blonde replied, "That’s outrageous! There is no way I will pay that kind of money for a pair of shoes. I can shoot an... More about Expensive Alligator Shoes
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Not easy
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morning to find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door. “Out drinking again!?” she says. “How much money did you spend this time?” “$100,” he... More about Not easy
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Second opinions
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog and screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the... More about Second opinions
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Small problems
Two dwarves decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. More about Small problems
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Obituary
The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. More about Obituary
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Hard on problem
This guy visits the doctors and says: "Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you." The next day, the guy shows up with his wife. The doctor says... More about Hard on problem
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Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office
Yesterday morning, Jenny quit her job with a (flash)bang by emailing these photos to the entire office, about 20 employees we're told. Awesome doesn't begin to describe this office heroine. Joke ... More about Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office
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Shaving problem
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer: "Just... More about Shaving problem
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