Funny Jokes - Page 53

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

Short jokes, sport jokes, relationship jokes through to political jokes our audience have contributed some absolute stunners and they're all below, just click on through!

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  • Sunburned

    11 April 2012 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    A young man finally got a date with the blond female who lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in... More about Sunburned

  • Dog's mass service

    12 March 2012 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog that he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally died so Muldoon went to the parish priest, Father Patrick. "Father," he said, "my dear old dog... More about Dog's mass service

  • I'm screwed

    10 March 2012 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    An explorer deep in the Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives.Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself: "Oh God, I'm screwed."The sky darkens and a voice booms out: "No, you are not screwed.... More about I'm screwed

  • Millions

    08 March 2012 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: "God, how long is a million years to you?"God answered: "A million years is like a minute."Then the man asked: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"And God replied: "A million dollars is... More about Millions

  • You have 10

    27 February 2012 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says: "You're dying, and you don't have much... More about You have 10

  • Pessimist vs Optimist

    26 February 2012 / Laugh / Best jokes of 2008 - Getfrank.co.nz

    A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way,... More about Pessimist vs Optimist

  • Insomnia

    24 February 2012 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination but found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him. "Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to... More about Insomnia

  • Fortune telling

    18 February 2012 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says: "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," says the psychic: "Next... More about Fortune telling

  • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

    30 January 2012 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds... and it better be there!" The next morning he got up... More about 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

  • Bar Joke

    21 January 2012 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of a joke?" ... Dad’s Joke Joke of the Day, posted everyday on Getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth right here... More about Bar Joke

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