Funny Jokes - Page 5

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

Short jokes, sport jokes, relationship jokes through to political jokes our audience have contributed some absolute stunners and they're all below, just click on through!

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  • The Ring

    07 June 2021 / Laugh

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a... More about The Ring

  • Worms

    03 June 2021 / Laugh

    Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcoholThe second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.The third worm was... More about Worms

  • First time

    03 June 2021 / Laugh

    A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back... More about First time

  • One Too Many?

    02 June 2021 / Laugh

    A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing... More about One Too Many?

  • How much?

    01 June 2021 / Laugh

    A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her "Would you have sex with me for 10 million dollars?" Without skipping a beat she screams "Yes!" The man then asks "What about for $20?" She looks at him sideways and says "What do you think I am, a... More about How much?

  • Serious Sergent

    31 May 2021 / Laugh

    An old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for... More about Serious Sergent

  • Special golf ball

    28 May 2021 / Laugh

    Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other golf ball?” he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed... More about Special golf ball

  • Mathematical solution

    27 May 2021 / Laugh

    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. ... Dad’s Joke. Joke of the Day, posted everyday on Getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth right here... More about Mathematical solution

  • Competition at the retirement home

    26 May 2021 / Laugh

    An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren't married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All they ever do is sit on the couch buck naked and watch TV while she holds his weiner. Every night, like... More about Competition at the retirement home

  • Speeding Ticket

    25 May 2021 / Laugh

    Cop pulls over a car with a couple in it. "What's the problem officer?" "Sir, you were going 68 in a 50-zone." "What, that's ridiculous! I did no such thing!" "Sir, I caught you with my radar gun, and it's always accurate, but... More about Speeding Ticket

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