Funny Jokes - Page 5

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Like an olympic sprinter

    29 March 2022 / Laugh

    Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.” The second woman said, “My... More about Like an olympic sprinter

  • Smart puppy

    28 March 2022 / Laugh

    A guy went to the cinema one day and noticed an old man with a dog in the front row. It was a sad, funny kind of film and the guy noticed that during the sad parts the dog cried his eyes out, and during the funny parts, the dog laughed its head... More about Smart puppy

  • Going on vacation

    25 March 2022 / Laugh

    A man is talking to his friend and he says: "I'm about to go on vacation, and I don't know what to do." His buddy asks: "Why?" And the man says: "Well, last year's vacation was Hawaii. I came back, and my wife was pregnant. The year... More about Going on vacation

  • Barber shop

    24 March 2022 / Laugh

    President George Bush and President Barack Obama ended up at the barbershop at the same time. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it... More about Barber shop

  • Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

    23 March 2022 / Laugh

    - You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You lick your coffeepot clean. -... More about Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

  • Men's Rules

    22 March 2022 / Laugh

    1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports It's... More about Men's Rules

  • Vacation

    21 March 2022 / Laugh

    Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about... More about Vacation

  • Biggest jerks

    18 March 2022 / Laugh

    Morton was reading the paper after breakfast when he came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known primarily for his lack of IQ and common sense. He turned to his wife with a questioning look on... More about Biggest jerks

  • Confident and confidential

    17 March 2022 / Laugh

    Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"  Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on -... More about Confident and confidential

  • Three little ducks

    16 March 2022 / Laugh

    Three little ducks go into a bar. "Hello, what's your name?" the bartender asks the first duck. "Huey," he replies. "How's your day been, Huey?" the bartender asks. "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What... More about Three little ducks

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