Funny Jokes - Page 3

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

Short jokes, sport jokes, relationship jokes through to political jokes our audience have contributed some absolute stunners and they're all below, just click on through!

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  • Husband for sale

    26 April 2022 / Laugh

    A store where a woman may go to choose a husband has opened in Auckland. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: “You may visit this store only once! There are six floors, and the value of the... More about Husband for sale

  • Complete and Finished

    25 April 2022 / Laugh

    There is a subtle but important difference between the words "complete" and "finished." When you marry the right one, you are complete. When you marry the wrong one, you are finished. And if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are... More about Complete and Finished

  • Thinking about the future

    22 April 2022 / Laugh

    Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth right here... More about Thinking about the future

  • Half drunk

    21 April 2022 / Laugh

    A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him: "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?" The man replies: "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money."   Joke of the Day, ... More about Half drunk

  • Jigsaw puzzle

    20 April 2022 / Laugh

    A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast: "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the... More about Jigsaw puzzle

  • Switching channels

    19 April 2022 / Laugh

    An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on... More about Switching channels

  • Homework

    18 April 2022 / Laugh

    A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy... More about Homework

  • Outdone

    15 April 2022 / Laugh

    A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workers. After several minutes, Morris had had enough. "Why don't you... More about Outdone

  • Losing Weight

    14 April 2022 / Laugh

    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and... More about Losing Weight

  • Peanuts

    13 April 2022 / Laugh

    A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his... More about Peanuts

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