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Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Who Should Have The Toy?

    13 November 2023 / Laugh

    The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?" Five small voices... More about Who Should Have The Toy?

  • Future value

    10 November 2023 / Laugh

    A tourist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher.... More about Future value

  • Golf

    09 November 2023 / Laugh

    On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship. "What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly. "I'm a golf fanatic,"... More about Golf

  • Pray Before Eating

    08 November 2023 / Laugh

    Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. "Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied.... More about Pray Before Eating

  • Cat Scan

    07 November 2023 / Laugh

    A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says... More about Cat Scan

  • Exciting Period

    06 November 2023 / Laugh

    A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a... More about Exciting Period

  • Credit Cards - Funny Jokes

    03 November 2023 / Laugh

    Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ... More about Credit Cards - Funny Jokes

  • What's for supper?

    02 November 2023 / Laugh

    This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned... More about What's for supper?

  • What do I look like?

    01 November 2023 / Laugh

    A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day, the husband comes home from work and his wife says: "Honey, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking in the upstairs bathroom. Could you fix it?"The husband says: "What do I look... More about What do I look like?

  • Fish Heads

    31 October 2023 / Laugh

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?" "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies, lowering his voice so the other... More about Fish Heads


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