Funny Jokes - Page 3

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

Short jokes, sport jokes, relationship jokes through to political jokes our audience have contributed some absolute stunners and they're all below, just click on through!

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  • The Gift

    30 April 2018 / Laugh

    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store... More about The Gift

  • Casino Money

    27 April 2018 / Laugh

    A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so whan he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it. The... More about Casino Money

  • Growing Tomatoes

    26 April 2018 / Laugh

    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked... More about Growing Tomatoes

  • Duct Tape & Onwards

    25 April 2018 / Laugh

    An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a young boy walking down the street dragging something behind him. He calls out to the boy, "Hey son, what you got there?" to which the boy replies, "It's duct tape, I'm gonna go catch me... More about Duct Tape & Onwards

  • Goldfish burial

    10 April 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2013

    Little eight-year-old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: "What are you doing there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," Nancy sobbed. "And I've just... More about Goldfish burial

  • Comedy: how not to

    06 April 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2007

    New Zealand Comedy is on a bit of a roll at the moment. We’re making inroads on Television, we’re knocking them dead overseas, the annual Comedy Festival is selling tickets in record numbers, and more and more acts are finding that the... More about Comedy: how not to

  • Banging

    05 April 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    My bloody rude neighbour came over banging on the door at 2.00am last night. .........Luckily I was still up playing my drums!!Hat Tip > Roland Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth ... More about Banging

  • $1 bill

    04 April 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    A man offers a girl in his office $1,000 to sleep with him. “I’ll put the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be done by the time you pick it up,” he explains. The girl consults her boyfriend who advises her to go... More about $1 bill

  • Worms

    03 April 2018 / Laugh

    Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third... More about Worms

  • Three dogs....

    30 March 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2009

    There was these three dogs sitting waiting at the vets, The second one in line, a Spaniel, being a friendly sort fella, turned to the little fella to his left, a Chihuahua, and said "So, What are you here for?" "Well," said the Chihauhua " I was... More about Three dogs....

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