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  • The Cleaning Bill

    17 November 2023 / Laugh

    Two Buddies were drinking in a bar one night and had became extreamly drunk. One guy was so drunk that he had got sick all over his shirt. He looks at his buddy and says "My wife is gonna kill me when I get home,this is a brand new shirt! His... More about The Cleaning Bill

  • Keep the change

    16 November 2023 / Laugh

    An elderly couple visits their grown-up grandson one night. While in the bathroom, Grandpa discovers a bottle of Viagra in his grandson's medicine cupboard. "I don't think you should take one of those," says the grandson when his grandpa... More about Keep the change

  • Ploughing the land

    15 November 2023 / Laugh

    A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer... More about Ploughing the land

  • Helping your father

    14 November 2023 / Laugh

    A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off."You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand.""No thanks,"... More about Helping your father

  • Who Should Have The Toy?

    13 November 2023 / Laugh

    The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?" Five small voices... More about Who Should Have The Toy?

  • Future value

    10 November 2023 / Laugh

    A tourist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher.... More about Future value

  • Golf

    09 November 2023 / Laugh

    On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship. "What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly. "I'm a golf fanatic,"... More about Golf

  • Pray Before Eating

    08 November 2023 / Laugh

    Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. "Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied.... More about Pray Before Eating

  • Cat Scan

    07 November 2023 / Laugh

    A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says... More about Cat Scan

  • Exciting Period

    06 November 2023 / Laugh

    A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a... More about Exciting Period

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