Funny Jokes - Page 2

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Special golf ball

    28 May 2021 / Laugh

    Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other golf ball?” he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed... More about Special golf ball

  • Mathematical solution

    27 May 2021 / Laugh

    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. ... Dad’s Joke. Joke of the Day, posted everyday on Getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth right here... More about Mathematical solution

  • Competition at the retirement home

    26 May 2021 / Laugh

    An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren't married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All they ever do is sit on the couch buck naked and watch TV while she holds his weiner. Every night, like... More about Competition at the retirement home

  • Speeding Ticket

    25 May 2021 / Laugh

    Cop pulls over a car with a couple in it. "What's the problem officer?" "Sir, you were going 68 in a 50-zone." "What, that's ridiculous! I did no such thing!" "Sir, I caught you with my radar gun, and it's always accurate, but... More about Speeding Ticket

  • The Rude Parrot

    24 May 2021 / Laugh

    David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the... More about The Rude Parrot

  • Never Lie to Your Mother

    21 May 2021 / Laugh

     Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her... More about Never Lie to Your Mother

  • The Gift

    20 May 2021 / Laugh

    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store... More about The Gift

  • Riding Nun’s

    19 May 2021 / Laugh

    Two nuns are riding their bikes down the back streets of Rome. One says breathlessly, "I've never come this way before!" To which the other replies, "It's the cobblestones." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on Getfrank.co.nz -... More about Riding Nun’s

  • Being Alone

    18 May 2021 / Laugh

    A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" the man shouted... More about Being Alone

  • Speed Limit

    17 May 2021 / Laugh

    Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over.... More about Speed Limit

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