My wife's a liar

"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar.

"How do you know?" the friend asked.

"She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd spent the night with her sister, Shirley."

"So?" the friend replied.

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"So, she's a liar. I spent the night with her sister Shirley!"

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  • Jackson says
    Lol, that was a good one :)
  • Boks says
    Exellent,awesome one
  • barnes10 says
    why mens mates are better than womans

    A woman fails to come home one night. When she gets home the next morning she tells her husband she stayed at a friend's house. The husband calls ten of her best friends and none of them know anything about it.

    A man fails to come home one night. When he gets home the next morning he tells his wife he stayed at a friend's house. The wife calls ten of his best friends. Eight of them confirm it and two say he's still there.
    • Anthony says
      This is better than the origanal Joke
    • Prettyboy says
      hahahaha, All Men are bastrads, apparently.

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