A Cork radio station was running a competition – words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: 96FM here. What's your name?
Caller: Hi, my name's Dave
DJ: Dave, what's your word?
Caller: 'Goan' â... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'
DJ: â... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali:What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?
Caller: Goan f**k yourself!
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: 96FM here, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, me name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff, what's your word?
Caller: 'Smee' â... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'
DJ: â... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?
Caller: Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!
Have heard this joke over and over, copied from here:
http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/jokes-fun/13756-irish-radio-station.html
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