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DON'T DRINK & FRY or you may go to HELL, yep l get the message.
If you are lucky Fiona they may through in a Fireman's Pin-up Calendar for you.

Getting a bit side tracked here, you may tell someone to burn in Hell, or say it’s as cold as Hell. Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic?

Good question?

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that most people and their souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyles Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities.

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Celine LeBlanc during my Freshman year - that "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you" - and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.

Well there you have it Clyde, a most succinct answer, and utterly correct. Boyling hot in fact.

And I'll nominate that as post of the month. Mine that is....

Ok, just kidding. Yours may have been a little better.

Wow that was some heavy reading Jason, l hope you took it all in, l'm blown away.
I'm still a little confused, do we get cookies in Hell?

Yeah, The thermodynamics of Hell...

ps didnt come up with that myself but read it a while ago

Ah, tis a shame, no cookies for you...

Theres potential here for sure - I'll look into it. In the meantime, Fiona, I read giant foam fists as the prize, where did you get cookies from?

"[...]along with some cheeky HELL Pizza misfortune cookies"

THank you Deedee! BTW - do you understand what the fist is all about? I've been afraid to ask...

Not really sure, I suspect it's just one of those random ideas that ad-men have when stoned. I want one though!

I have to admit I had bad thoughts when I heard they were giving fists away....lol....and I was wondering exactly the same thing soon after what is with the fists....hahaha...but they are really cool.....I can imagine all the laughs my bf and I would get out of that one.....