Discussing :: Shit, Shower, & Shave

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#51

Shit, Shower, & Shave

I'M ALWAYS UP AROUND 6am (THATS WHEN OUR 4YR OLD GIRL WAKES!!) HUBBY'S USUALLY JUST CRAWLIN OUTTA THE FART SACK TO GET READY FOR WORK. BUT IN THE WEEKEND HE LIES IN. WHEN HE DOES EMERGE ITS STRAIGHT TO THE COFFEE POT. AFTER HES HAD ABOUT 4 CUPS OF COFFEE & A CRAP HES READY TO START THE DAY, USUALLY ABOUT 10.30am BY THEN. WOW HALF MY DAYS GONE & IM READY FOR A FEW BEERS!!! SOMEONE NORMALLY CALLS IN EARLY ARVO SO ITS BREWSKI TIME. BY THE END OF THE NIGHT HUBBY REALLY COULD DO WITH A SHOWER & GILLETTE SHAVE, AS HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

#52

Shit, Shower, & Shave

My routine in the morning after I wake up is as follows. First thing I do is whipe of the drawl from the pillow with a tissue. Then I head to the toliet with my morning glory, i'm not sure if its because i'm busting or I've just had a pleasant dream. Next its a shower where I do a bit of maintainance...... Right! i'm all clean. I make a coffee and maybe have a bowl of oatmeal. I pat the dog, kiss the missus and its off to work. Bow chikka bow wow!

#53

Shit, Shower, & Shave

oh dear oh dear i drank so much beer, now i must adhere to the hungover nighmare of getting bare and showering my gear followed by shaving my facial hair before i sit to lay a massif oh dear i swear thats lasts night beer!!

#54

Shit, Shower, & Shave

The three s's do it for me, both morning and going out.

#55

Shit, Shower, & Shave

There really is only one way to start the day, and that's with the Triple S (Shit, Shower and Shave). But what you can do is improve upon those S's ... that's how you start each morning perfectly ... check out www.yourritual.com, that's a good start.

#56

Shit, Shower, & Shave

My ideal morning is rising at 6am and starting with the first of 4 S's ...sex, to put the morning glory to rest, then followed by the other 3 S's of shave, shower and shit. Then a great yoga session followed by meditation and prayer. A hot bacon and egg breakfast with fried tomatoes and curried green chillies...mmm

#57

Shit, Shower, & Shave

Shower, Shave then a whisky and V

#58

Shit, Shower, & Shave

fart,clear the sinus,cough,scratch the nuts and check all is a ok, find a razor and get rid of the day befores' growth and emerge ready for the day ahead!

#59

Shit, Shower, & Shave

Nothing better than a fresh Gillete shaved face on my man :)

#60

Shit, Shower, & Shave

I only shave when I need to And I need to shave I confess, I cut a hole in the mattress Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty And on the count of three I pull back the duvet Make my way to the refrigerator One dry potato inside, no lie Not even bread, jam When the light above my head went bam! I can't sleep, something's all over me Greasy, stubble please release me And let me dream about making mad love on the heath Tearing off tights with my teeth But there's no relief I'm wide awake in my kitchen It's dark and I'm lonely Oh, if I could only get a shave Creeky noises make my skin creep I need to get Gillette Fusion

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