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Shit, Shower, & Shave

Morning ritual: Quick kiss for the sleeping beauty, toilet stop, then it's off for an early morning run to get the blood pumping. Soon as I'm back home I'll jump in the shower then have a shave. Breakfast is a couple of eggs on toast and some strong, hot coffee. After that I get dressed, kiss my lady goodbye and I'm out the door by eight. Off topic: The competitions are judged on the strength of the entry, not on how many times you can refresh and click on the 'down arrow' next to other people's names. I noticed it only happens to comments made for competitions. Leave it off mate, you just make yourself look like a wanker.


Shit, Shower, & Shave

Wake up at 6:30am, turn off the alarm, scratch nuts, leave the girlie sleeping, shower, wake up, shower more, shave, get dressed, remember to wake the girlie, head to the kitchen and piss around for a bit, look at the clock and wonder how the hell it got to that time, put on brekky, get the cat's and dog's brekky ready, feed said pets and rush back inside to find the toast burning, throw out cinders, wave teatowel at smoke alarm, put on more toast which I have to watch so I don't burn it, wait until what feels like lunchtime for the bloody toast to pop, make coffee and a cuppa tea for the girlie who reminds me that we needed to have left for work 5 mins ago so have quick gulp of magma-coffee jump into car and make mental note to throw out toast when I get home because it's cold and yukky and the cats have probably been on the bench and licked it.


Shit, Shower, & Shave

mines not quite so romantic as some haha my partner cracker has a lovely routine of farting , sounds like donald duck ,every morn without fail switching on the light so there goes any chance of me getting any extra sleep rumages around asks me where hes put his keys ,socks , pants ,brain then like the delightful whirlwind he is continues to kitchen makes a coffee misses cup leaves milk out and off he goes on his merry way


Shit, Shower, & Shave

My husbands alarm goes off at 6.30am, he presses snooze, then snooze again. Gets up to have a 2 minute shower, makes his & the kids lunch then he's out the door to go to work.


Shit, Shower, & Shave

Wait till my husband gets up to make breakfast, then read my book for a while in peace until I can smell the georgous smell of freshly ground coffee beans. Swan into the kitchen in just my dressing gown. Have breakfast & coffee & clean up the kitchen. Make sure my hubby has seen a bit more flesh a few more times and saunter off to my shower. Wander back to our bedroom and pretend I don't know what effect my naked body has on him. Get dressed & wonder how long it will take him to appear at our bedroom door.


Shit, Shower, & Shave

After 5.00am its my turn to get up to our new son or our 3 year old daughter, so once they cry, I am up. Feed the kids, change there nappies and get myself breakfast. At 7.00am I wake up my beautiful wife, have a shower and shave to wake myself up for the day. Give the kids and wife a kiss and start off on my day. It can be very exhausting but spending the quality time with the kids is also very rewarding and I would not have it any other way.


Shit, Shower, & Shave

My hubby gets ready for a great night out by first having a shave and then a shower. Splashing on a little cologne, not too much, just a dabble. Before he disappears into the night he has a quick one to loosen up for the night... (No!!!! I mean a quick drink). That comes after..... With me.... Of course....


Shit, Shower, & Shave

empty hottie from the nite b4 and refill, feed animals and kids, warm car up, make lunches, turn off unneccesary electricals & out the door for the school run


Shit, Shower, & Shave

Before a night out with the boys, i grab a beer, have a shower(gotta be clean for the ladies), then a shave(gotta be smooth for the ladies), put on some aftershave(gotta smell good 4 da ladies), put on a dress shirt nd jeans(gotta look good for the ladies), grab a second beer(gotta feel good 4 da ladies), restock my mp3 player with music for the cruise into town(gotta sound good passing the ladies), grab the rest of the box of beers and head out the door.


Shit, Shower, & Shave

Start off with a nice hot bath, then kings shave oil on the cheeks and have a close shave, moisturise the face afterwards, and apply smellies for attraction. finish up in the bathroom and grab a nice cold beer, before meeting up with the crowds

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