Discussing :: Shit, Shower, & Shave

Every champion has their winning rituals for performance. After all it's what you do every day that really counts. Much like the Gillette Champions - Tiger, Roger Federer, Thierry Henry, some sort of ritual to get you in the zone is all important before the big event. Tell us your winning formula to starting the day or getting ready for the big night out and be in to win one of 50 fusion razor packs. We're giving away prizes for the best submissions and comments of the day, so spill the beans and score a better shave with the new Gillette Fusion 5-blade razor.     read full article


Shit, Shower, & Shave

find some song nobody has ever heard of, learn to play it on the guitar, take your guitar down to the beach that night and when a chick starts listening, tell her you wrote it. works like a charm. especially when you throw in some story about your influences.


Shit, Shower, & Shave

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.


Shit, Shower, & Shave

crawl out of bed, flick pippa wetzel on, shower, stagger to work


Shit, Shower, & Shave

Get up, feed kids and self, take mag to dunny, have dump...shave while in shower...piss of wife for using majority of hot water...get dressed...off to work TA DA!!


Shit, Shower, & Shave

Winning formula to starting the day - keeping my wife happy - makes my life lots easier!!


Shit, Shower, & Shave

winning formula to starting the day - keeping my wife happy since she has a lot of control over how happy i will be!


Shit, Shower, & Shave

Get up and use the razor before SHE takes it into the shower and shaves everything!


Shit, Shower, & Shave

Winning formula, spring out of bed, exercise for an hour, shower, moisturize, eat a healthy breakfast and go off to your dream job, oh wait a minute that is a dream!


Shit, Shower, & Shave

Stay in bed until last 5 minutes. Zoom out the Gillette Fusion razor and in 1 minute as smooth as silk. Deodorant & body spray on, gel for hair, dressed and run for the train.


Shit, Shower, & Shave

Wake up @ 6!! argh! turn on comp, kettle, heater, make 2 coffee's, look 4 Trade Me payments, enter some competitions :o)! Get dressed, put on face, put on smelly, feed kids, dress kids, GO GO GO, turn up to work late as usual!!


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