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Richard Hammond's new book
My best fireside yarn.....
There were 3 old blokes sat with their dogs round the fire in the pub as old men do. First bloke says 'What's your dog called?' The second bloke replies 'Woodmaker.' 'Why do you call him that?' was the question. In reply the second bloke picks up a log from the woodpile and throws it to the dog, commanding him, 'Woodmaker, MAKE!' the dog catches the log and, snarling and growling, chews the log into a neat looking carving of a woman. "Hmm' says the first bloke, obviously quite impressed, 'And what do you call your dog?' The third fella answers him with a grunt 'Stonemaker and I'll show you why.' Prying a loose stone out of the fireplace with his walking stick he tosses it to the dog and commands 'Stonemaker, MAKE!' The dog duly goes to business and after only a short while spits out a beautiful carving of a mermaid. The first bloke just sits there with a dark look on his face. "So what do you call your dog?' the second and third men ask the first. He thinks for a minute and says 'Ironmaker.' 'Why's that they asked?' In reply the wily old bloke shouts 'Ironmaker, MAKE!', picks up the poker from out of the red hot fire, shoves it up the dog's arse and the dog made a bolt for the door.
Taadaaahhh!! Now I've given you one of my best jokes can I have the book for me fella please?
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