Discussing :: Joke: Southern Lion Tamer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired Southern Man in his sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her... read full article

#1

Joke: Southern Lion Tamer

Good call!

#2

Joke: Southern Lion Tamer

Nice one

#3

Joke: Southern Lion Tamer

Not really related but just saw it and thought it was funny. [video]pCdmiZyyGjQ[/video]

#4

Joke: Southern Lion Tamer

Don't steal!! The Gorverment hates competition !!

#5

Joke: Southern Lion Tamer

haha nice... i think that one could even work.....

#6

Joke: Southern Lion Tamer

The Lions just a huge Pussy. Takes one to tame one.

#7

Joke: Southern Lion Tamer

ROARing all the way - neat joke

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