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The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. "We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife." "Well, tell me!" the man said. The policeman said: "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said: "Give me the bad news first." So the policeman said: "I’m sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in San Francisco Bay." "Oh my god!," said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman... read full article

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Ahahaha!

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I knew something smelled a bit fishy! i wonder if I could cook a lobster at the new Chatam Auckland apartments? :)

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Eww I hate seafood

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here's a joke back for you...what's orange and sounds like a parrot?....a carrot! love that one. oh and would love to win the chatham stay, my bf and i have had to go back home with the parentals for a bit and are in desperate need of a wknd away!!! :)

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