Discussing :: Emergency Service Help Line

  A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”  The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.  The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“   read full article

#1

Emergency Service Help Line

Only in the good old USA!!!

#2

Emergency Service Help Line

LOL.... FAR OUT ONLY A MAN WOULD DO THIS LOL... GOOD OLD OPERATER GREAT HELP...

#3

Emergency Service Help Line

That reminds me of the same joke about the private jet that crashes in a farmers field. The farmer finds the crashed plane full of capital city lawyers and politicians groaning amongst the wreckage. He phones 911. The operator asks if any any of them are alive. He goes to check. Gun fire is heard. He comes back and says, "taken care of that, now what?" The operator is shocked "OMG! Were they alive? Did you just shoot them?" The farmer says, "well some of them big city politicians and them lawyers said they was alive, but you knows how you can never believe anythings they says!" ;)

#4

Emergency Service Help Line

OMG!!!! lucky them having reception in the woods

#5

Emergency Service Help Line

Sorta like the one where the guy say's I've hit a pig...lol bang now what do I do with his car boom boom (Basil Brush laugh insert here)

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