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Death Race DVD's
I recently brought a brand new Clubsport and I took off down the road, pushed it up to 130 km p/h.
"This is great!" I thought so I accelerated to an even higher speed.
But then I looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a police car behind me, blue lights flashing.
"I can get away from him with no problems," I thought so I floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 km p/h to escape being stopped.
Then I thought "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing," and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the police car to catch up with me.
The policeman pulled in behind my Clubsport and walked up on my driver's side "Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
I looked back at the policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The policeman said to me, "Have a nice day."
(Yes it's a oldie but a goldie!)
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