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Christmas shopping for your woman
So...wait a minute...you're saying my wife WON'T like the Subway Gift Card, cricket bat, Zumba DVD, sweatshirt and dustbuster??? DAMN. I've already wrapped them up in newspaper and put them under the plastic tree ready for Christmas Day too!!!!
This is all good information to know though, even if it means making the commitment to go out and spend an additional 3-5 minutes on gift selection instead of the usual 2 minutes...
PS) One additional pointer, in case any of you guys were thinking along the same lines as me...and I suspect it may have crossed many of your minds as it did mine...it may seem like a good idea at the time, but DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT get your woman a Bushmaster 12" Survival Knife with Titanium Blade and Compass. Despite the apparently logical thinking that she would benefit from having a bigger blade for chopping onions as well as a great knife in case she ever decides to take up pig hunting or tramping...she will most likely never even take it out of the box and will store it away with your RISK board game and tennis racket....never again to see the light of day. My wife hasn't even used hers once, not even for peeling carrots! Trust me, I know it sounds hard to believe, but don't do it, get her something else, she simply won't appreciate your thoughtfulness.
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