Discussing :: What you need to know after 35.


Think you have problems at 35, wait until your 95. The golden years have come at last. I cannot see, I cannot pee. I cannot chew, I cannot screw. My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks. No sense if smell, l look like hell. My body’s drooping, got trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last, The golden years can kiss my ass.


“Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging.” ― Maya Angelou. 35 is nothing, before you know it you will have some big numbers to your name, so use them wisely.


Got this great t that says "To be Old and Wise you must first be Young and Stupid. That's about all you need to know about life after 35.


It does not get better with age.


Probably just to look after your back because it is amazing the trouble that it can cause you.

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