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What you need to know after 35.

1. Nose hair and ears - much like standing naked over a mirror...it doesnt look the way you think it does - pluck! 2. The grey hairs that begin above are also dictated by gravity...meaning that your budgie nest does become more salt and pepper looking as the years go by so be prepared. 3. Your anus which may have worked like a guillotine in your 20's and early 30's, begins to lose it nipping off ability. 1 sheet forward, 1 sheet back and 1 to polish will eventually go out the window. 4. Your feet will start to look old. 5. You will be able to walk into any bar and with great accuracy be able to tell what the alcoholibilised youth are thinking of banging - you can use this information to your advantage....remember that an 18 year old is a touch dodge - but two 18 year old equals 36 which makes you a toyboy! 6. You can eat anything dead that you find on the road in any state - as long as you cook only once and very well.


And a. Look after your skin, use a day and night moisturiser b. dye you hair a few times a year


So my man is 35 going grey getting nose hair and ear hair etc - pretty much what is said above....now where to find a nose trimmer!


Hey At 35 The Ride Gets Easier & Faster - it's all down hill from here, lol.


getting close to 35.. every year as I age I get broker.. do you become more wise with your money at 35 lol


Ha, start looking ahead and plan for your retirement.


....gross with the hair in the ears and nose.....I didn't realise it shows so early in men after the age of 35....interesting


35 bit to go yet, you only need to start worrying when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.


atleast at that stage you dont have to worry bout rotting your teeth as there not going to be there much longer.


Most of you are obviously still youthful, ie under 35, but to tell you the truth it's not that bad. I dont have the hair problems that are spoken about here, I have more money than I ever had in my 20's. I know when to stop drinking & and not make a fool of myself. I am fitter now than I ever was before. I have just about achieved my Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do. Yes you start to get wrinkles and grey hairs but hey, all in all life is pretty damn good. I still think like I did when I was 18 but with abit more wisdom. Enjoy ageing as there is bugger all you can do about unless you die young, and thats a shit option!!

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