Discussing :: Old age, how will we ever cope?

#51

I get up each morning, and dust off my wits,
pick up my paper and read the "obits".
If my name is missing, I know I'm not dead,
so I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.

#52

The important thing is to keep a sense of humour!

#53

Embrace it - set up an oldies flat and revel in dimensia

#54

Stem cell surgery and lots of drugs retirement villages will be rave parties with zimmer frames!

#55

Have plenty of kids - they will keep you going when you get old.

#56

When you're old the memory goes so you never have to worry as much about the trivial things in life,everything will be like a new adventure everyday.

#57

Feeling the aches and pains myself but you got to laugh - especially at some of the humourous postings before me - otherwise life will get you down. Her indoors has to have a giggle at impending decay otherwise its thousands spent on all sorts of lotions and potions that do sod all.

#58

My dad has developed Progressive Supra Nuclear Palsy and has an old wound in his back, he's still surprisingly jaunty and I'm so happy for that.

#59

I say "never deny the fact that being old is better than the alternative" (RIP).

#60

Hahahaha at condom pic so funny

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