Discussing :: Old age, how will we ever cope?


I get up each morning, and dust off my wits,
pick up my paper and read the "obits".
If my name is missing, I know I'm not dead,
so I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.


The important thing is to keep a sense of humour!


Embrace it - set up an oldies flat and revel in dimensia


Stem cell surgery and lots of drugs retirement villages will be rave parties with zimmer frames!


Have plenty of kids - they will keep you going when you get old.


When you're old the memory goes so you never have to worry as much about the trivial things in life,everything will be like a new adventure everyday.


Feeling the aches and pains myself but you got to laugh - especially at some of the humourous postings before me - otherwise life will get you down. Her indoors has to have a giggle at impending decay otherwise its thousands spent on all sorts of lotions and potions that do sod all.


My dad has developed Progressive Supra Nuclear Palsy and has an old wound in his back, he's still surprisingly jaunty and I'm so happy for that.


I say "never deny the fact that being old is better than the alternative" (RIP).


Hahahaha at condom pic so funny


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