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#1

What men want

Apart from beer, real men like bootylicious!

7th September '11, 7:21pm Reply to this post
#2

Haha! And that about sums it up!

7th September '11, 7:31pm Reply to this post

I was going to get all serious there for a moment and try to define exactly what it is that I want. Then I crumbled a little and admitted to myself that beer and women was pretty close.
Honestly, if they stand round my grave when I'm gone and say "he was a nice guy" that'll do me.

7th September '11, 7:34pm
#3

waves far more important than woman or beer!

7th September '11, 8:45pm Reply to this post
#4

Food, booze & sex. That's about all they seem to want.

8th September '11, 7:28am Reply to this post

Come on now, thats not fair. I still want to be able to open a bottle of beer with a womans bra clasp.

8th September '11, 9:49am
#5

Okay, "real men like bootylicious!".... what does that even mean?

8th September '11, 7:37am Reply to this post

perhaps it means - cant be screwed going on a diet/exercising so im going to say guys like extra curvy girls?


haha ah im going to get flamed for that!

8th September '11, 9:43am

Now now, be nice. He might only be 12 years old.

8th September '11, 9:47am
#6

This from Urban Dictionary: bootylicious boo.ty.li.cious \'bu:t-e-'lish-*s\ aj. (modif. of MF butin, fr. MLG bu-te exchange) 1: curvaceous or voluptuous, esp. in the derriere (i.e., booty) 2: see fine 3: sexually attractive in a way that causes males ages 18-25 to desire to grope, fondle, lick, or otherwise touch the booty cheeks 1a: Yo, g, yo bitch is bootylicious! Her ass is off da hook. 1b: Janet Reno is so bootylicious. 2: D-d-damn, that is one bootylicious sista! 3: Holy coconuts, Batman! Catwoman is so bootlicious, I want to lick her curvaceous derriere. Just for you Fiona, I know how much you like to receive long condescending definitions and links to suggested reading... Try these: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bootylicious and this, for the hell of it... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=annoying%20women

8th September '11, 10:01am Reply to this post

im from chelsey side... and i had to make a log in for get frank just to lol at this post!!!!!

9th September '11, 10:33am

that sums it up in so many words. thank you

11th November '11, 5:22pm

....men usually want what they can usually never get.....and if they do happen to get it they end up being dicks about it and loose what they have.....

11th November '11, 8:43pm

Men want a loving honest woman, kids & Big BBQ. Now thats the honest truth!
11th November '11, 9:09pm

...I thought men just wanted beer and bootilicious!!!......c'mon make up your minds....

11th November '11, 9:28pm
#7

And at the risk of being accused of (inverse?) racism, I think that white people using this word sound ridiculous. I imagine them to look somewhat like Vanilla Ice. Is this wrong?

8th September '11, 10:03am Reply to this post

i think anyone using it over here is ridiculous unless they grew up in harlem or some other bronx type place in the states

8th September '11, 10:11am

Now now, be nice. He might only be 12 years old.

And yes, I very much enjoy long winded condescending 300 word essay type responses to my short witty posts so thanks for that Jason. It was wonderful. Maybe next time you could add a picture, something big, maybe even something that turns the stomachs of everyone in the forum. And perhaps a thinly veiled dig at me, or someone else, (I'm not picky), or an insult in the form of a poor joke. Your call.

8th September '11, 11:13am

Heh, I'll pass, I think you already have someone that fits that description!

8th September '11, 11:58am

it has to be a picture filled with many pictures....

9th September '11, 10:34am

heeheehee. (I would have 'liked' this but, you know... I can't)

9th September '11, 10:40am

yer it might send the wrong message!

9th September '11, 10:41am
#8

When I get home after work all I want is three things: Feed me, f**k me, shut the f**k up!

8th September '11, 2:32pm Reply to this post

And I'd be willing to bet that you rarely if ever get all three!

8th September '11, 4:50pm

Jason, if I can get any 2 out of 3 it's a good night!

14th September '11, 2:33pm

I suspect who ever is waiting for you at home, hopes for the latter.....cause she has already been given the first two by your neighbour....lol

10th October '11, 11:04am

Haha! NOICE!

10th October '11, 5:04pm
#9

For me it is someone who is hot looking and is a terrific cook!!!

9th September '11, 3:31pm Reply to this post
#10

I LOVES this forum!! It makes me so glad to be single!!!

9th September '11, 6:31pm Reply to this post

cause then you can spend more time with cool people like us?

9th September '11, 6:34pm

Sorry, I forgot to use the sarcasm font.

But now that you mention it, yes Jabes, so I can spend more time with you guys.

9th September '11, 6:56pm

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