Discussing :: The Secret to Inner Peace

#1

The Secret to Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished,
so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay,
a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of
bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a
chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.

Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss.

An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx

#2

if you can keep on doing this, you'll be in peace forever!

#3

.....relaxation....and serenity.....is hard to get but worth trying to strive for I reckon

#4

Be your own person & don't live anothers dream.

#5

I want more inner peace this year!

#6

Treat them mean and keep them keen.... Ha Ha

#7

Just take out a few threads and re-sew........O i thought this was the forum for the secret to thinner tees..

#8

Inner piece! First you need to get your head around "The Woman Dictionary", after that it's all down hill.

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

#9

I don't know what that is. But I do know people who do. Or so they say. But, Shiny, posts like yours help with it.

#10

Haha, it always feels good to finish what you started. A sense of accomplishment.

Features

Endorsed Events

  • SpringBreak FIJI SpringBreak FIJI

    Surrounded by nothing but tranquil water, SpringBreak Fiji brings together the best of everything

  • The Fijian Cup The Fijian Cup

    The Pacific Touch Rugby festival (Fijian Cup and Kava Cup) is underway on November 2, 2017 and with support from Touch Fiji and...

  • Rock Island VANUATU Rock Island VANUATU

    Rock Island is an all inclusive fully immersive travel experience which was brought into the music festival scene by The Rock and...

  • TourismHQ TourismHQ

    With seven years and growing under their belt; TourismHQ has established and continues to deliver on their extensive wealth of...

  • SPRING BREAK FIJI