Discussing :: Sex swing...


Sex swing...

Where does one... erm... mount such a contraption so that it doesn't bring the whole ceiling down?


Okay, that contraption is absurd. I have been playing around with an aerial act called a hammock (imagine very soft wide fabric looped around and rigged from a central point, kind of in the shape of a looooong tear drop) and I could totally do everything they are doing in that hammock, but it would look and feel way better, and not so much like some kind of torture device. And FYI, I hang it in the theatre. Every Thursday. And some Mondays.

That creates ten times as many questions as it answers....

And I don't think any of them are suitable for asking here!


Your house may need major renovations to support the Sex Swing, but l'd say it would be well worth it. Oh, allow for the Pole while you're about it. If a job is worth doing, then it's worth doing well.


You need a strong beam in the ceiling of your bedroom or some other roof framing structure, in order to hold it especially with the swing and the potential weight on it....else your ceiling will cave in when your using it....so I've heard.....lol

Spoken like someone who knows, hahaha! Thanks DeeDee, food for thought!

That's why you need a Pole, it helps hold up the beam.


Yep- a strong beam and a broad mind will do it..do it ...do it ...everytime (courtesy of The Stranglers)


And when you get old you can have a sex swing on your porch.

that would be a sight.....lol


Or on your paunch...


Ok what about slinging one up in The Ol' Oak Tree, might get a few neighbour's joining in. Think of all the exercise (sexercise) you would get, you'd loose your paunch in no time.


Sex swing below the belt: A couple playing in the annual “Husband & Wife Club Championship”. They are playing in a play-off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance and her husband can see her trembling. She putts and misses, they lose the match. On the way home in the car her husband is fuming. ” I can’t believe you missed that putt! That putt was no longer than my ‘willy’.” The wife just looked over at her husband and smiled and said, “Yes dear, but it was much harder.”


ummm dunno about sex swing but we do have a swing seat out on the deck that has seen some loving over the years, ( and so probably have the neighbours)

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