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Tips For Pet Owners: Dogs maybe best?
When a dog welcomes you, a kiss is not a real kiss unless it’s a wet one. Try to avoid the face though unless you are into that sort of thing, as they may have just been licking their bollocks or such.
Don’t be lazy when it comes to picking up barkers nests otherwise you will be rewarded in full next time you mow the lawns. Nothing like a white dust cloud to make you gag.
A cat’s greeting can be just as bad, they constantly lick parts of their body parts (even their 3rd eye) then want to rub their face on you. If they do great you they know it’s close to meal time otherwise they wouldn’t bother. Bear in mind the picking up of regurgitated fur balls and half eaten birds will be a man job.
Rabbits are great pets for kids but they eat their raisins. To digest their food properly everything goes through a second time.
We all know fish fuck in water and goldfish are no exception.
Treat your pets with the respect they deserve, give them privacy when they are fornicating.
Most of all, don’t drink the (fish) water & remember to wash your hands before your own meal time.
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