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What athlete are you?

Ever wondered which athlete is the same height and weight as you? Well chuck your details in the mixer and find out.


However I'd take the results with a grain of salt as mine came back as Nadzeya Ostapchuk. Which can't be right and she is more than a man than I'll ever be and has much larger testicles!!!!!!!!!!!! :)


Hahaha... mine came back as Melanie Booth (Canadian Football)




Incomplete. Alas athleticism does not get better with the march of time. Look like Piri Weepu on a bad day.

sigh....sorry wingergee but don't worry there will always be a place for people like yourself at the Olympics. In the stands eating the sponsors products :)


I am Daniel Brata, a Judo contestant from Romania. sorry for saying but Judo along with syncronised swimming are the worst sports at the Olympics.
Judo reminds me of 2 drunks 'fighting' down courtney place at 3AM on a Sunday morning.


I'm Andy Ram, a tenins player from Israel. Haha his name sounds like a pornstar's.

"Hi I'm Andy Ram, I've come to clean the swimming pool".


I have a friend named 'Randy Lamb... He could never be a farmer. "Hi, I'm Randy Lamb, I've come to take care of your Ewes"


at 1.65m 60kg, I was Great Britain track cycling superstar Victoria Pendleton!! (as well as some others who I didn't know).
Victoria was awesome in London which nearly make me want to take up cycling but that would require too much effort to get my arse off the couch....sigh


Oh Dear...

I came out as Lijao Gong, female Chinese Shot Put contestant... and it's a good thing she's competing in Athletics as she certainly isn't going to be winning any beauty pageants anytime soon. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .

She's got a face on her like a bucket of smashed crabs.

At least she gets free drugs from her government, so it's not all bad.


I am an armchair athlete. Plenty of arm curls with remote. Barbell crushes with beer bottle and situps to get something to eat.


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