X-Rated Sex Terms

If you are reading this article and expecting advice on talking dirty then you are going to be disappointed. This week we’re delving in to some of the most bizarre (and disgusting) sex acts that have been named and defined. It’s definitely not one for the faint hearted, so if you are easily offended - stop reading now!

Spit Roasts & Daisy Chains

Yes you’ve guessed it, these seemingly innocent terms have a double meaning. Most people have heard about spit roasts so we’ll ease you in gently with that. A ‘spit roast’ is an act involving three people - usually two men and a woman. The woman, who is positioned in the middle, is penetrated by one of the men while she performs oral sex on the other – thus looking like a spit roast!

The ‘daisy chain’ is not so well known and refers to a group sex situation containing three or more people. Each person in the group performs and receives oral sex simultaneously causing a daisy chain effect. Obviously these acts aren’t to everyone’s taste!
 

Pearl Necklace
A ‘pearl necklace’ is a slang term for semen landing on a woman's upper chest, neck, or shoulders. It can be the result of masturbation or a ‘tit wank’ (which involves a man placing his penis in the woman's cleavage and thrusting between her breasts for stimulation). Surprising your partner with a pearl necklace isn’t recommended - unless it’s the real ‘gemstone’ deal!

Queef
A ‘queef’ is more commonly known as a ‘fanny fart’ and describes a rush of air from the vagina. This relatively common occurrence can happen after particularly energetic sex, when air is forced up into the vagina as the man thrusts.

Dirty Sanchez
Now you’re warmed up it’s time for the more bizarre terms. Dirty Sanchez is the pretty disgusting act of smearing faecal matter on the upper lip of a partner during or following anal sex, forming an authentic looking Mexican moustache. This is definitely carries a ‘don’t try this at home’ caveat!

ATM
No this acronym doesn’t just refer to the hole-in-the-wall! It’s other meaning is ass-to-mouth, which describes the removal of the penis from a partner’s anus followed by it’s immediate insertion into their mouth (or another person’s). Despite the obvious ‘ick’ factor (and health risks) it’s a common sight in porn films where, strangely, the female is usually shown having a grand old time!

Bukkake
Bukkake is a Japanese term that refers to a woman being ejaculated on by several men. The number of men can vary from a few to over a hundred. Bukkake is similar to a practice called of gokkun, in which several men ejaculate into a container for the receiver to drink.

Felching & Snowballing
Felching is a stomach turning activity that involves sucking semen out of any orifice it has been ejaculated into, usually the anus. Going on to pass the ejaculate through mouth-to-mouth kissing is often referred to as ‘snowballing’; although that is typically associated with a woman passing semen back to her partner after performing fellatio.

2 Girls 1 Cup
So this isn’t exactly the name of a sexual act, but this viral video has been referenced in both Family Guy and South Park and is well-known among internet bloggers - so it’s a term you might need to know about! 2 Girls 1 Cup is the unofficial nickname of the trailer for Hungry Bitches, a scat-fetish (sexual pleasure from faeces) porn film. The trailer features two women carrying out some frankly disgusting sexual acts, including defecating into a cup, taking turns to seemingly consume the excrement, and vomiting it into each other's mouths. Gross!

Monkey Face
This weird and perverse sexual act also deserves a mention. First the male pubic region is shaved and the hair kept. The female then performs fellatio on the male and as he’s about to come he withdraws and ejaculates all over her face. He then throws the pubic shavings onto her face and they stick to the semen. Hey presto she looks like she’s got a monkey face.

As with most of these acts it hard to see the appeal, but obviously some people care enough to have defined them – who knows how many people (if any) are giving their partners a monkey face behind closed doors!

So now you are fully up to speed with the lingo for some of the most bizarre sexual acts. If anyone makes a joke about one of them then you can laugh along safe in the knowledge that you know what they’re talking about. And who knows it could help you avoid a potentially embarrassing sexual encounter!

 
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  • Hey there Monkey Face takes on a whole new meaning as a cheeky greeting .....lolll
  • Scott says
    Haha I've heard about the monkey face before, but it was called 'angry warewolf' instead
  • Sam says
    Likewise with dirty sanchez - I've always run with the 'Raging Hitler' for that one
  • Vishaka says
    OOOh!!!! this is real cool stuff..hahah.. Nice knowledge gained.
  • Lazro says
    the snowball is a timeless classic!
  • Olivia says
    urgh.... snowball.....
  • John says
    OMG @ Monkey Face. Never heard of that one before.

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  • How about "missionary position"....ewwwwwwwwwwwwww disgusting!!!!
  • Daze says
    I'm personally a big fan of the Alligator Fuckhouse. Seriously - Urbandictionary that and you will be amazed.
  • linc143 says
    Ewwwww. You gotta wonder what happened to some people to make them enjoy these things

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