Win Crap CVs by Jenny Crompton $19.99

$19.99 

http://www.penguin.co.nz/products/9781405918671/crap-cvs

 

The CV:
Name: Nora (Nora is my full, legal name. I have a one-word name).
Age: 28 and ripe as a lemon.
Previous job: Plumber. Reason for leaving: Couldn't plumb.

Great Covering Letters:
Hire me, I have great hair.

The interview:
Q. Is there anything about this job that you feel you might not be very good at?
A. Dealing with people.
  
Q. What person, living or dead, would you most like to meet?
A. The living one.

There are plenty of books on how to write the perfect CV - but none at all on what not to write. This is that book.

Packed with hundreds of hilarious examples of CVs that went straight in the recycling, Crap CVs will show you not only what not to tell prospective employers but also dozens of ways of ensuring you will remain one of the longterm unemployed.

GetFrank is pleased to offer our viewers a chance to win a copy of Crap CVs by Jenny Crompton, $19.99. To enter simply comment below then head over to our  Suave Forum to make a decent contribution to finalize your entry. Make sure you check out next weeks Newsletter to see if you're one of our winners.

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Winner(s): Cray_cray

 
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