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  • what is your dream car?

    Last post: EarlyRiser on 03.09.11 at 20:48 | Started by New Member on 31.08.11

    A flying DeLorean (perhaps one of the later models - you can order them from the 2150s)
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  • Give me an iPhone killer!

    Last post: EarlyRiser on 03.09.11 at 20:42 | Started by JasonMantis on 01.09.11

    I think it all depends on what you want from it. Most smartphones meet the usual criteria. Web, Radio, MP3, ability to make calls. But the most supported is the iPhone, so you'll never get the huge selection of apps, games, etc on anything else.

    I'm planning on upgrading from my 10yo cellphone soon. TXTs are as good as it gets at the moment. I always wanted to upgrade to polymorphic ringtones, but the technology moved on while I was busy checking out PXTs. I hear they have colour screens now. More about Give me an iPhone killer!

  • Skills that all men should know

    Last post: EarlyRiser on 01.09.11 at 17:50 | Started by JohnGx on 21.07.11

    I agree with all the above beer-opening skills, along with the ability to unfasten a bra within one second using only one hand (and through her top! - it's a good bar trick).

    A sense of humour is by far the most important skill a man can have, especially the ability to laugh at himself, because, at heart, we're all crazy. We've gone to war with others so many times in the past over silly points of view, which could easily have been avoided if we only realised that we're both idiots because our beliefs are always changing.

    Other skills, more serious, but perhaps less important, should include...
    - A strong mind and a good sense of right and wrong (in other words, pay attention and learn life's lessons)
    - The self-discipline to live by your beliefs, along with the humility to change as they change
    - The strength of character to lead the family unit and be a role model to your children (accepting your mistakes)
    - Self-respect, and an equal respect for others (not empathy - leave that to women)
    - Faith in yourself, your friends, society, and the nation (everything basically, otherwise go join the depressed)
    - Aspiration to change things for the better (if it's a positive change for everyone then you should be ok)
    - Kindness and mercy towards the less fortunate (some people are just born to fail)
    - A commitment to succeed and overcome all obstacles between you and your dreams

    A man should be a leader, and someone who the young should look up to and learn from. He should live by example, and not preach what he hasn't learned. He should show strength (in whatever his strengths are), and know in which direction he is heading (otherwise he is going nowhere).

    Well, that's the ideal. Having come up with all this, I realise that I still have a lot to learn myself! More about Skills that all men should know

  • Mates VS Foodtaster

    Last post: EarlyRiser on 17.06.11 at 16:35 | Started by Millie on 13.06.11

    The main guy Hugh looks a lot like Russell Brand and even sounds like him with his humour. I think he is personable enough to get away with stunts like these. At least he got a 5 and not a walk out. The short-haired girl wasn't too amused! More about Mates VS Foodtaster

  • Using Vibrators as a Couple

    Last post: EarlyRiser on 17.06.11 at 16:23 | Started by Prettyboy on 15.06.11

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  • Dating Tips for Guys – Dressing For Success With Women

    Last post: EarlyRiser on 17.06.11 at 16:20 | Started by Bambi on 15.06.11

    I see a lot of weirder people than me hooked up in good relationships. I've come to realise that what's on the outside has very little meaning past first impressions. Once they get to know you, that is who they are likely to want to get to know more. Just be yourself. No matter what barriers you see standing in your way of finding Ms Right, they are just shallow barriers that have little substance. Feel good about yourself and that will overcome them. More about Dating Tips for Guys – Dressing For Success With Women

  • Ten Signs That She's Leaving You

    Last post: EarlyRiser on 17.06.11 at 16:15 | Started by samala on 01.09.10

    If she has found someone else, then that says a lot about your love towards her. You can give her financial security, but that's not the love a woman wants in her heart. She needs an intimacy that requires talking, sharing, uplifting comments, and physical comfort. If you don't have these then it doesn't matter what you give her in the way of financial security. She's not property that you can own by buying. She's life, that needs tending and watering. Shame on you if she left you because you couldn't be the person she needed. Now's a good time to make sure she doesn't leave you! More about Ten Signs That She's Leaving You

  • The ghost of Fathers Days past

    Last post: EarlyRiser on 17.06.11 at 15:59 | Started by EarlyRiser on 17.06.11

    This one will do me for next Father's Day...

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  • Beginners Guide to the Kama Sutra

    Last post: EarlyRiser on 17.06.11 at 15:49 | Started by EarlyRiser on 17.06.11

    Let's not forget the ever-so-popular Missionary Position. She just lies there and goes to sleep while the guy does all the work and claims all the rewards. ;)

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  • McDonald’s launches tasty new chicken McWings

    Last post: EarlyRiser on 17.06.11 at 15:43 | Started by EarlyRiser on 17.06.11

    Gee, not a lot of time to stuff down those chicken wings!

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