JasonMantis's Profile
Single Dad, human being, Business Development Manager, Pitcher, some time writer, opinionated tosser (but not always). Likes to paraglide, and to fly kites when the wind is too strong to paraglide. Enjoys building (and breaking) computers. Photoshop sad arse, photographer, swimmer, hedonist, appreciator of fine wine and fine women.
Discussions JasonMantis is involved in
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Ohh, you say ALL the right things! More about so what happened to jason?
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ManChef: Parmesan Mussels in garlic butter
Another tip... scrunch up some tinfoil then open it up again. Lay this on your baking tray first for the mussels to sit on. You can push the shells into the foil a little to keep them steady. More about ManChef: Parmesan Mussels in garlic butter
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Jesus found on dogs butt! EWWWWWWW!
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Absabloodyloootely! More about What men want
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Oh this one's too good to miss... my creative thinking cap is on! More about R18 Competition
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A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time!
I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time."
When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the supermarket, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf.
She greeted her husband warmly when he came home, and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, he seemed to be enjoying it.
"Darling, this is the best dinner you've made me in 40 years of marriage! You can make this for me any day?"
Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish. She told her golf partners about it, and they were all horrified.
"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed!?
Two months later, her husband died. The women were sitting around the clubhouse, and one of them said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?"
The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him.
He fell off the windowsill while he was licking his arse." More about Catman... -
Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days!
Absolutely. I now see the error of my ways. I apologise from the heart of my bottom. More about Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days!
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Ha! I'm holding my breath hun, I want action! More about Anal Sex: Dos and Don'ts
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Well I used NZ Post to send Fiona her Sony Experia Neo phone. Sent yesterday around 4pm, arrived 8am this morning. All good.
Mind you, that's the first thing I've sent for years. I reckon the postal service will be going bust soon though, I see Post Shops closing left right and centre here in Auckland More about The Final Countdown -
Ooh, no, not that one.... the CUTE one! More about Getfrank needs a mascot
Features
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Funny Jokes Updated daily for your twisted enjoyment...
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Daily Video Check out today's videos, they take up our broadband bandwidth but these Youtube clips are particularly worth it!
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Cocktails, Shots, & Drink Recipes Drink in style.
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NZ Daily Deal Aggregator Save time - saving money. The best daily deals from around New Zealand pulled together onto one page & updated every 10 minutes.
Competitions
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Treat your sweetheart this Valentines day Getfrank is giving some lucky guy the chance to treat their sweetheart this Valentines Day to Spa Ayurda’s Valentines Day...
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Win an A1GP entry with Formula E Formula E in Auckland, provides you with the only opportunity in Australasia to drive new generation, state-of-the-art, Italian...
Endorsed Events
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The sounds of summer - Saturday February 18th 2012! The Sounds of Summer is only days away and we have Space Ibiza front man
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The Great Kiwi Beer Festival The Great Kiwi Beer Festival – the event of summer in Christchurch
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New Performance Festival THE EDGE presents NEW PERFORMANCE FESTIVAL February 17th – 25th, 2012
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More FM Summer Vineyard Tour 2012 Tiki Taane joins the More FM Summer Vineyard Tour with Aloe Blacc & The Grand Scheme, John Butler Trio, Annabel Fay and Sweet Mix...












