Driving down a remote road, a motorist sees a sign that says: "Watch For Fallen Rocks."
A couple of miles of careful driving later, he spots some pebbles and stops to pick a few up. Arriving in the next town, the motorist carries the stones into the highway maintenance office.
Placing them on the counter, he says to an official: "Here are your fallen rocks. Now where's my watch?"
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Best Sex Positions
Spice up your love life with Get Frank's list of best sex positions to wake the neighbours!
Win with Jim Beam
Get Frank has four packs of Jim Beam & Zero Sugar Cola to give away.
Win with Durex
Durex are offering one lucky person the chance to win a deluxe product pack worth over $130
Win with Who Ate All The Pies?
Three lucky winners will each receive one Who Ate All the Pies? family-sized pie delivered to their doorstep.
Keep the kids entertained with an Ultimate Spiderman Prize Pack
Get Frank has three Ultimate Spiderman Prize Packs to give away.
Midori SpringBreak FIJI,3rd – 16th - 21st August 2013
Situated in a tranquil Marine Sanctuary in the beautiful Mamanuca Islands Midori SpringBreakFIJI
New Zealand Boutique Wine Festival
Sunday June 16, 7 Fort Lane, Auckland.
PASSION PIT to play Powerstation July 25th
Irresistible American dance poppers, Passion Pit announce their eagerly awaited return to our shores to perform at the...