There was these three dogs sitting waiting at the vets, The second one in line, a Spaniel, being a friendly sort fella, turned to the little fella to his left, a Chihuahua, and said "So, What are you here for?" "Well," said the Chihauhua " I was out being walked the other day, and I saw this little bitch in heat, don’t know what came over me, I slipped the leash, and, well, You Know. They had to throw a bucket of water over us to stop us. So, [sadly] I’m here to be fixed. What about you?”

Spaniel says, “Similar story actually, out walking with Mistress and the kids, see a bitch in heat, I don’t know what came over, me off I go, dragging little Johnny with me. It was great, but, Me too, being fixed, guess that’ll be the last time for me.”

So the Spaniel turns to his right, where there is a big Rockweiler and says “ Hey mate, what about you?” Big Rocky, answers still staring straight forward. “the other day I was lying in mistresses room, she’s in the shower. She comes out with a towel round her, but it falls off, she bends down to pick it up, I don’t know what came over me?”

Spaniel winches “ Ohhhh maaatttteee, I hate to think whats gonna happen to you!” “Yeah,” says the Rockweiler, “ I’m here to have my claws trimed.”