Funny Jokes - Page 9

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Grandma's Revenge

    10 January 2013 / Funnies

    When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you.... More about Grandma's Revenge

  • Sarcastic Remarks For Work

    25 December 2012 / Funnies

    And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one... More about Sarcastic Remarks For Work

  • Post Office

    21 December 2012 / Funnies

    A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12... More about Post Office

  • Who Says Men Arn't Sensitive

    19 December 2012 / Funnies

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.... More about Who Says Men Arn't Sensitive

  • The Rude Parrot

    19 December 2012 / Funnies

    David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the... More about The Rude Parrot

  • Tetanus Shot

    11 December 2012 / Funnies

    The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are... More about Tetanus Shot

  • Car or Haircut

    06 December 2012 / Funnies

    A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a... More about Car or Haircut

  • Check Up

    03 December 2012 / Funnies

    So I went to the doctor last week for a check up, and the doctor was like "you have GOT to stop masturbating!" and I was like "oh no Doc! Why?!?" And he said "because I'm trying to examine you!" Joke of the Day, posted everyday on... More about Check Up

  • Senior Citizen

    30 November 2012 / Funnies

    Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, ' I bet any minute now some senior citizen is going to walk... More about Senior Citizen

  • White hair

    29 November 2012 / Funnies

    One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and... More about White hair

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