Funny Jokes - Page 9

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Cotton Candy

    27 October 2016 / Laugh

    So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible. The man walks up to the boy and says "You know son, it’s really not... More about Cotton Candy

  • Too Much Hunting

    25 October 2016 / Laugh

    Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed... More about Too Much Hunting

  • I Know the Truth

    24 October 2016 / Laugh

    At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth." So Little Johnny decides to try it out. When he arrives home... More about I Know the Truth

  • Late for Work

    14 October 2016 / Laugh

    Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it... More about Late for Work

  • Beautiful Daughter

    28 September 2016 / Laugh

    Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he... More about Beautiful Daughter

  • Sarcastic Remarks For Work

    26 September 2016 / Laugh

    And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one... More about Sarcastic Remarks For Work

  • Toilet Paper

    16 September 2016 / Laugh

    A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?" "Well,"... More about Toilet Paper

  • Match

    15 September 2016 / Laugh

    A redneck farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Heya, Wilbur," said Sam, the store owner. "Tell me, are you and Myrtle still making fires up there by rubbing stones and flint together?" "You betcha,... More about Match

  • Hate Your Job?

    29 August 2016 / Laugh

    Try this... On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure to get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, close the blinds and take the phone off the hook... More about Hate Your Job?

  • The Ring

    04 August 2016 / Laugh

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a... More about The Ring

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