Funny Jokes - Page 7

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Not Afraid

    05 February 2013 / Funnies

    A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each... More about Not Afraid

  • Off to Vegas

    04 February 2013 / Funnies

    A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm going to Las Vegas." He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I... More about Off to Vegas

  • That Darn Cat

    01 February 2013 / Funnies

    A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day, he decided to... More about That Darn Cat

  • Church Bell

    31 January 2013 / Funnies

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied.... More about Church Bell

  • Eating Out

    30 January 2013 / Funnies

    This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes"... More about Eating Out

  • Time Off

    29 January 2013 / Funnies

    Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the man. "How do you think you will do that?" said the other one. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss... More about Time Off

  • Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

    28 January 2013 / Funnies

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate... More about Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

  • The Shower

    25 January 2013 / Funnies

    Ray shows up at the bar all out of breath so Dewey asks him what the hell is wrong with you? So Ray says "Ive been running from the cops but I finally lost them" Dewey then asked "what the hell did you do?" Ray replied " I was pissing in the... More about The Shower

  • The Hat

    24 January 2013 / Funnies

    An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your... More about The Hat

  • The intercom

    22 January 2013 / Funnies

    A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you... More about The intercom

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