Funny Jokes - Page 5

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Big People Words

    05 June 2017 / Laugh

    A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked... More about Big People Words

  • Quitting Drugs

    02 June 2017 / Laugh

    Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out... More about Quitting Drugs

  • Back to the Honeymoon

    31 May 2017 / Laugh

    A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road. The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do... More about Back to the Honeymoon

  • Typewriter

    24 May 2017 / Laugh

    A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy... More about Typewriter

  • Who Says Men Arn't Sensitive

    19 May 2017 / Laugh

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.... More about Who Says Men Arn't Sensitive

  • Fighting for Business

    18 May 2017 / Laugh

    The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even... More about Fighting for Business

  • Adopted Turtle

    15 May 2017 / Laugh

    Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the... More about Adopted Turtle

  • Childhood Sweethearts

    01 May 2017 / Laugh

    An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared... More about Childhood Sweethearts

  • Cannot Undress

    25 April 2017 / Laugh

    During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights.... More about Cannot Undress

  • Pretend Marriage

    24 April 2017 / Laugh

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very... More about Pretend Marriage

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