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Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Number Jokes

    03 May 2018 / Laugh

    A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells, "Number twelve!" The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the... More about Number Jokes

  • Need Light

    02 May 2018 / Laugh

    A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging... More about Need Light

  • May Joe R.I.P.

    01 May 2018 / Laugh

    Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. "Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased," she said. "I'm sure you're right,"... More about May Joe R.I.P.

  • The Gift

    30 April 2018 / Laugh

    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store... More about The Gift

  • Casino Money

    27 April 2018 / Laugh

    A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so whan he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it. The... More about Casino Money

  • Growing Tomatoes

    26 April 2018 / Laugh

    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked... More about Growing Tomatoes

  • Duct Tape & Onwards

    25 April 2018 / Laugh

    An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a young boy walking down the street dragging something behind him. He calls out to the boy, "Hey son, what you got there?" to which the boy replies, "It's duct tape, I'm gonna go catch me... More about Duct Tape & Onwards

  • Scary Flight

    24 April 2018 / Laugh

    After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots."The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. Both men are... More about Scary Flight

  • Goldfish burial

    10 April 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2013

    Little eight-year-old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: "What are you doing there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," Nancy sobbed. "And I've just... More about Goldfish burial

  • Comedy: how not to

    06 April 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2007

    New Zealand Comedy is on a bit of a roll at the moment. We’re making inroads on Television, we’re knocking them dead overseas, the annual Comedy Festival is selling tickets in record numbers, and more and more acts are finding that the... More about Comedy: how not to

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