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Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Marriage Counseling

    10 May 2013 / Funnies

    A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing each and every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on:... More about Marriage Counseling

  • Late Bus

    09 May 2013 / Funnies

    Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'. ... More about Late Bus

  • The pickle slicer

    08 May 2013 / Funnies

    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for many years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he... More about The pickle slicer

  • Team Spirit

    07 May 2013 / Funnies

    At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a... More about Team Spirit

  • What you watching that for?

    06 May 2013 / Funnies

    The missus was watching a cooking program the other day.I said, "What you watching that for? You can't cook." She said, ........"You watch porn!!." Hat Tip: Thomas Ben Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to see... More about What you watching that for?

  • Glass Eye

    03 May 2013 / Funnies

      A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying... More about Glass Eye

  • Poor guy

    02 May 2013 / Funnies

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of... More about Poor guy

  • Sausage Factory

    01 May 2013 / Funnies

    There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory, where the father... More about Sausage Factory

  • Hair Spray

    30 April 2013 / Funnies

    A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five... More about Hair Spray

  • Irish Tradition

    29 April 2013 / Funnies

    Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more. The barman says,... More about Irish Tradition

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